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2024-09-30 Crypto-Wreck-O-Meter: 1B Edition

Buckle up, buttercup! It's a stablecoin showdown in the land of the crypto titans. Spoiler alert: somebody's 'bout to get rugged.

  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BUSD: The ‘stable’ coin that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. But hey, at least it’s not rug-pulling…yet. Maybe JPow will change that with a ‘good afternoon.’
  • TUSD (TrueUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • TUSD: Another day, another stablecoin clinging to that $1 peg for dear life. Can you smell that? It’s the faint scent of desperation…and maybe a hint of rug burn?
  • MATIC (Polygon)
    • $0.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • MATIC: Down but not out! This plucky little coin is taking its lumps, but don’t count it out just yet. It’s like that scrappy underdog team that everyone loves to root for…unless they’ve got money on the other team.
  • WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
    • $64206.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • WBTC: Oh, look, it’s Bitcoin in a cheap tuxedo! Trying to sneak into the DeFi party, are we? We see right through your disguise, you overhyped boomer coin! But hey, at least you’re not the guy pretending to be a millionaire because he bought SQUID coin.
  • XLM (Stellar)
    • $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XLM: Stellar? More like ‘smellar.’ This coin’s been stuck in penny stock purgatory since forever. It’s like that friend who keeps telling you their band is about to hit it big…any day now.

Remember SQUID coin? You know, the one that went from zero to hero to zero again faster than you can say ‘play-to-earn’? Well, today’s data dump features some familiar faces from the ‘rug pull’ hall of fame, alongside some hopefuls trying to avoid a similar fate. Let’s dive into the mosh pit of the 1B club and see who’s hanging on for dear life!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.5M 477 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 128 TUSD TrueUSD
2 -1% 81% 74.55 1.11B 79 QNT Quant
3 +2% 1.34 1.34B 63 LDO Lido DAO
4 -2% 87% 1614.85 1.62B 58 MKR Maker
5 4.97 1.94B 48 ATOM Cosmos
6 93% 0.03 2.2B 47 VET VeChain
7 0.09 2.55B 45 CRO Cronos
8 152.08 2.81B 35 XMR Monero
9 0.06 3.01B 9747 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 75% 0.06 3.01B 44 HBAR Hedera
11 52% 0.64 3.95B 46 MNT Mantle
12 -1% 0.41 4.13B 64 MATIC Polygon
13 -1% 64317.4 4.2B 9674 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
14 -1% 70% 20.06 4.23B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
15 -2% 9.4 4.92B 24 ICP Internet Computer
16 +4% 59% 0.1 5.17B 30 XLM Stellar
17 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
18 -1% 89% 67.89 5.7B 20 LTC Litecoin
19 5.9 5.81B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
20 0.64 6.36B 42 ARB Arbitrum
21 -2% 5.3 6.43B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
22 94% 347.67 7.3B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 4.7 7.04B 15 DOT Polkadot
24 +1% 7.58 7.58B 23 UNI Uniswap
25 4.02 7.88B 40 FIL Filecoin
26 29% 1.85 7.96B 41 OP Optimism
27 +2% 8.03 8.98B 26 APT Aptos
28 -1% 64207 9.83B 9670 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin

So, there you have it: The crypto market, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can lose your life savings on a meme coin. Is it a bubble? A revolution? A giant ponzi scheme? Honestly, who the heck knows? One thing’s for sure – JPow’s next ‘good afternoon’ is gonna be lit!

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