- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This dog-themed coin is down bad, just like that guy on r/wallstreetbets who lost 8k and thinks it’s ‘chump change’. But hey, at least it’s not boring! Maybe those ‘hot chicks’ are waiting for him in the Bonkland?
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $39.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This one’s hanging in there… for now. But with a name that sounds like a rejected Tolkien creature, it’s anyone’s guess what tomorrow holds. I’m giving it a 5 for effort, and for potentially funding someone’s Lego Star Wars addiction 14 years ago.
- NXRA (Nexera)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐
- Oof, -22%? Someone call a crypto ambulance! This coin’s bleeding harder than that guy who bought a MacBook Air instead of 5,000 Bitcoin in 2010. Let’s be real, in this market, you’re better off with the laptop.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Okay, who let this gem into the 10M club? With a name that screams ‘I was created by a bored bot’, this coin’s somehow managed to gain 15%. It’s like the crypto equivalent of that friend who trips and falls into a pile of money. Congrats? I guess?
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.53: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ARKM had a stock split glitch! Just kidding, that happened to someone on WallStreetBets. This one’s down 5%, which in today’s market makes it about as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe they should rebrand as ‘StockSplitGlitchCoin’ and get that sweet, sweet hype.
Remember those SMCI gains that had WallStreetBets seeing green? Yeah, this ain’t that. Today, we’re dissecting the 10M group - a ragtag bunch of coins that are about as predictable as a Bitcoin conference after-party.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 22% | 1.53 | 1.53B | 163 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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0.07 | 8.07M | 1144 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
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100% | 6.18 | 6.18M | 1232 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
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-8% | 50% | 0.32 | 32.5M | 876 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-7% | 28% | 0.45 | 454M | 310 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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63% | 0 | 10M | 1226 | BAD | Bad Idea AI | |
| 6 |  |
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-6% | 0 | 71.5M | 481 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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+15% | 99% | 0.16 | 161M | 277 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-1% | 100% | 39.19 | 823M | 81 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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82% | 0 | 80.9M | 489 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin | |
| 10 |  |
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19% | 0 | 20.3K | 2644 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
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2781.03 | 3.96B | 9678 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
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-5% | 32% | 0.62 | 622M | 239 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 83.6M | 449 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
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-6% | 0 | 345K | 2141 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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-3% | 0.18 | 537M | 267 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 87.9M | 448 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 878 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
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-22% | 0.04 | 30.6M | 708 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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-2% | 0.06 | 6.04M | 1255 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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-6% | 4% | 0.01 | 57.6M | 1511 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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-6% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.92M | 1315 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 43% | 1.06 | 2.23B | 73 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-10% | 30% | 0.02 | 197M | 509 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 16.3M | 905 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
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-6% | 86% | 0.16 | 164M | 294 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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0.05 | 24.2M | 1182 | TOMI | tomi | ||
| 27 |  |
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0.01 | 1.27M | 1734 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 28 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 2.35B | 50 | BONK | Bonk |
So, there you have it, folks - the 10M group in all its volatile glory! It’s a crypto jungle out there, and only the strong (or the incredibly lucky) survive. My advice? Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, and always, always DYOR. Or, you know, just buy a MacBook Air.