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2024-10-01: Crypto-Octagon Bloodbath or Bullrun? You Decide Im Just Here for the Memes

Buckle up, buttercup! Crypto land is wilder than a WSB fever dream today. We're talking rug pulls, moonshots, and enough FOMO to make your head spin.

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The name says it all. This coin’s up 2%… because why not? It’s like the Dogecoin of October. We’ll ride this meme wave until the wheels fall off.
  • DIA (DIA)
    • $0.71: ⭐⭐⭐
    • DIA decided to channel its inner salmon and swim upstream with a whopping 47% jump. Is it sustainable? Who knows! Is it entertaining? Absolutely.
  • REEF (Reef)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Someone get this Reef a life vest! Down 14%? More like flushed down the toilet. This is why we can’t have nice things in the crypto-sea.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $38.89: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This ain’t your grandpa’s Bitcoin. ORDI’s holding steady like a boss, proving that sometimes, the OG’s still got it.
  • PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The People have spoken…and they’re not impressed. Flatlining like a heartbeat monitor at a morgue. This DAO needs a defibrillator, stat!

Remember that time some dude became a ‘millionaire’ overnight thanks to a stock split glitch? Yeah, SMCI, wild ride. Well, today’s crypto charts are giving off those same ‘we have no idea what’s happening’ vibes. Strap in and let’s see if your portfolio survives.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +2% 0 2.37B 50 BONK Bonk
1 +1% 95% 1.6 4.21B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 +1% 0.08 410M 143 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
3 100% 38.89 817M 81 ORDI ORDI
4 +47% 55% 0.71 143M 435 DIA DIA
5 -5% 22% 1.51 1.51B 163 ARKM Arkham
6 -2% 3.8 410M 144 ETHW EthereumPoW
7 -3% 0.46 85.1M 416 ARK Ark
8 +2% 4.32 1.12B 96 PENDLE Pendle
9 -6% 98% 0.02 1.11B 66 JASMY JasmyCoin
10 -1% 0.02 778M 89 CKB Nervos Network
11 4.05 263M 190 GAS Gas
12 +5% 0.01 79.3M 603 COS Contentos
13 -5% 0.41 491M 178 LUNA Terra
14 -4% 0.5 501M 248 YGG Yield Guild Games
15 +2% 0.13 134M 303 CVC Civic
16 +10% 86% 3.19 31.9M 719 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
17 +6% 90% 0.01 142M 312 IQ IQ
18 50% 1.42 256M 311 NAKA Nakamoto Games
19 -2% 43% 1.05 2.21B 73 CORE Core
20 -4% 0.02 176M 318 USTC TerraClassicUSD
21 -4% 68.82 184M 257 TRB Tellor
22 -2% 0.02 399M 245 SUN Sun (New)
23 -14% 34% 1.32 132M 588 ORN Orion
24 -7% 64% 0.95 552M 157 BNX BinaryX
25 +1% 2.73 331M 229 UMA UMA
26 -4% 0.8 223M 235 SUSHI SushiSwap
27 +4% 80% 1.93 123M 369 PHB Phoenix
28 -14% 0 89M 405 REEF Reef

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto roller coaster. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. Or their life savings. But hey, at least we’ll always have the memes, right? …Right?

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