- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- KDA - the only coin in this list with a spine today. It’s like the stoic one in a horror movie, just watching the carnage unfold.
- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $62818.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- RBTC’s up there, living its best life while the rest of us are stuck with our sad little portfolios. Must be nice.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- The name says it all, folks. This coin’s about to go the way of the dinosaurs - extinct and forgotten.
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- JASMY, oh JASMY. Down 6%? Someone’s got a case of the Mondays. Time to drown your sorrows in…well, probably not JASMY.
- EDU (Open Campus)
- $0.61: ⭐
- Open Campus, more like Closed Case. This coin’s headed straight for the bottom of the class with that 7% drop.
Speaking of billionaires, Peter Thiel, the dude who’s probably got a Scrooge McDuck vault of cash, just dumped $600 million worth of Palantir stock. Maybe he’s finally seeing the light and hopping on the Kadena train? Wishful thinking, I know. But hey, at least KDA’s not crashing and burning like some of these other dumpster fires…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 62818.1 | 1.32T | 9709 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 95% | 1.57 | 4.13B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
2751.84 | 3.92B | 9678 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+6% | 0 | 2.3B | 50 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 43% | 1.04 | 2.18B | 73 | CORE | Core |
| 5 |  |
 |
+5% | 19.94 | 1.99B | 5601 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 1.79 | 1.79B | 105 | RON | Ronin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
1% | 1.54 | 1.54B | 891 | DFG | Defigram | |
| 8 |  |
 |
0.93 | 1.52B | 572 | MCT | Metacraft | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 22% | 1.51 | 1.51B | 162 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 8% | 1.46 | 1.46B | 320 | MRS | Metars Genesis |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.96 | 1.31B | 4269 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 12 |  |
 |
0.12 | 1.23B | 1363 | CBG | Chainbing | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-6% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.1B | 66 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 14 |  |
 |
4.27 | 1.1B | 98 | PENDLE | Pendle | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.23 | 1.09B | 68 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 16 |  |
 |
48% | 1.07 | 1.07B | 116 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 1.88 | 1.04B | 124 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 57% | 8.54 | 845M | 128 | DEXE | DeXe |
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 188.45 | 815M | 9688 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 100% | 38 | 798M | 83 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 37% | 0.39 | 789M | 174 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.02 | 776M | 88 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 8% | 0.76 | 761M | 494 | COL | Clash of Lilliput |
| 24 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.64 | 747M | 121 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.01 | 687M | 158 | RSR | Reserve Rights | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 32% | 0.61 | 611M | 240 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 0.61 | 608M | 258 | KDA | Kadena |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.51 | 571M | 110 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network |
Another day, another crypto bloodbath. But hey, at least we’re not Peter Thiel, right? Imagine having that much money and still making questionable life choices. Anyway, if you need me, I’ll be in the corner, rocking back and forth and muttering about the inevitability of market crashes.