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2024-10-02 Crypto Bloodbath Bag Holders Delight

Crypto carnage! Some cryptos are going to the moon, while others are busy digging craters. Buckle up, buttercup, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

  • MULTI (Multichain)
    • $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Multichain, more like Multi-pain for anyone who bought the hype this week. Down 1% - it’s a chain alright, one that’s got your portfolio tied to a sinking ship.
  • THN (Throne)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Throne. Because every king needs a throne, even if it’s built on a mountain of digital debt. This one’s been a relatively stable dumpster fire.

While Iran is busy playing missile tennis with Israel, and the world’s wondering if WW3 is trending on Twitter, the crypto markets are having their own existential crisis. Looks like some folks are gonna be short on cash for those Lockheed and Raytheon stonks they were eyeing!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +190% 88% 0.01 2.39M 1557 YLD Yield App
1 +77% 14% 0.25 24.7M 1394 MULTI Multichain
2 +27% 0 3.14M 1918 THN Throne
3 +23% 0 108M 336 REEF Reef
4 +19% 55% 0.84 168M 372 DIA DIA
5 +15% 2% 0.01 6.72M 2216 GF GuildFi
6 +15% 0.03 309M 357 ORBS Orbs
7 +10% 0.07 69.6M 476 POLY Polymath
8 +10% 30% 0 305M 374 SURE inSure DeFi
9 +10% 0.02 193M 290 USTC TerraClassicUSD
10 +8% 99% 1.87 39.2M 602 DEGO Dego Finance
11 +7% 0.04 2.66M 1501 VEGA Vega Protocol
12 +6% 68% 0.01 126M 395 CUDOS CUDOS
13 +6% 0 386K 2106 PLAY Play Token
14 +5% 85% 0 4.26M 1385 CQT Covalent
15 +4% 58% 0.01 32.8M 805 TPT TokenPocket
16 +4% 79% 0.03 35M 705 FIO FIO Protocol
17 +3% 83% 0 1.78M 1667 BWO Battle World
18 +3% 1.97 49.3M 563 RARI RARI
19 +3% 2.84 344M 193 UMA UMA
20 +3% 30% 0.07 7.17M 1553 HSF Hillstone Finance
21 +2% 52% 0.01 14M 1152 FNCY FNCY
22 +2% 0.04 8.6M 1095 HUSD HUSD
23 +2% 1.67 167M 4435 LYXe LUKSO [Old]
24 +2% 0.03 34.8M 1102 SRM Serum
25 +1% 1.27 1.13B 64 OM MANTRA
26 +1% 0.05 3.75M 1374 FSN Fusion
27 +1% 87% 0.27 5.76M 1278 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
28 +1% 0.29 3.24M 1436 REP Augur

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams go to die, and memes are born. Until next time, remember: Don’t trust the FUD, and definitely don’t trust my financial advice (especially since I get all my news from Reddit memes).

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