- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $61754.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is taking a beating, but let’s be real, Bitcoin laughs in the face of dips. It’s probably just refueling for its next trip to the moon. Or maybe it’s tired of carrying the entire market on its back. Can you blame it?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2480.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s down, but don’t worry, those gas fees are still sky-high. At least someone’s making money in this clown fiesta. Maybe Vitalik Buterin can loan us a few bucks?
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Even the mighty Chainlink has fallen, proving that in crypto, no one is safe. Maybe those oracles need to get their eyes checked. Or maybe they’re just as clueless as the rest of us. Who knows?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is down, but hey, at least it’s still got that adorable dog meme going for it. Just kidding, this coin is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Woof.
Iran launching missiles? Longshoremen on strike? World War 3? Nah, fam. The real reason the markets are tanking is because…well, actually, nobody knows. One minute you’re dreaming of lambos and the next you’re digging through the couch for spare change. Classic crypto. Except this time, even Chainlink (LINK) is down, which basically confirms that the apocalypse is nigh.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 61754.7 | 1.3T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-6% | 2480.6 | 299B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-5% | 148.24 | 86.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 556.93 | 81.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 56% | 0.6 | 60.2B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 35.5B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
-5% | 5.5 | 28.1B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-6% | 2483.96 | 24.4B | 9674 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-6% | 77% | 0.36 | 16.2B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 10 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.11 | 15.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.15 | 13.5B | 9675 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.15 | 13.4B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 40.7 | 12.2B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-6% | 56% | 26.68 | 19.1B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
-7% | 11.28 | 11.3B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 9.97B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 61684.4 | 9.4B | 9677 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 7.84 | 8.77B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-9% | 29% | 1.7 | 7.29B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 7.22 | 7.22B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 3.67 | 7.2B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 94% | 323.43 | 6.79B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 4.26 | 6.39B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-9% | 4.98 | 6.04B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.89 | 5.81B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.56 | 5.61B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-5% | 89% | 64.54 | 5.42B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai |
So, the crypto market is a dumpster fire right now. But hey, at least we can all laugh about it, right? Besides, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming. I mean, it’s crypto, what did you expect? Time to stock up on ramen and hope for the best. Or maybe just sell everything and buy a goat. Goats are pretty resilient, actually. 🤔