- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BUSD - Still clinging onto that dollar peg like a desperate ex. Don’t worry, it’s not you, it’s the impending global apocalypse.
- TUSD (TrueUSD)
- $1.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- TUSD - TrueUSD? More like True-ishUSD. Another ‘stablecoin’ trying to weather the storm. Spoiler alert: it probably won’t end well.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $61669.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBTC - Wrapped Bitcoin - Because holding actual Bitcoin during a market crash is so last season. Wrap it up, boys, we’re going down!
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐
- CRO (Cronos) - Down but not out. Yet. This one’s giving off major ‘dead cat bounce’ vibes. Proceed with caution, or better yet, don’t proceed at all.
- XMR (Monero)
- $143.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XMR (Monero) - The OG privacy coin. Perfect for buying all that survival gear you’ll need when society collapses. Just saying…
Remember those rumors about Iran lobbing missiles at Israel? Turns out, the crypto market took it more seriously than your Uncle Dave takes his conspiracy theories. Coincidence? I think not! While everyone’s stocking up on canned goods and ammo, savvy investors are eyeing up bargain-basement cryptos. Is this the buying opportunity of a lifetime or the prelude to a total crypto meltdown? Let’s dive into the wreckage and see what’s salvageable… if anything.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 69.5M | 457 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 494M | 120 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-4% | 81% | 70.36 | 1.05B | 77 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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-12% | 1.16 | 1.16B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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-4% | 87% | 1521.35 | 1.53B | 56 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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-6% | 4.54 | 1.78B | 50 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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-6% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.01B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 0.08 | 2.45B | 40 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 8 |  |
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-6% | 143.62 | 2.65B | 35 | XMR | Monero | |
| 9 |  |
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-7% | 0.05 | 2.72B | 9757 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 10 |  |
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-7% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.73B | 44 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
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-5% | 52% | 0.6 | 3.74B | 47 | MNT | Mantle |
| 12 |  |
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-4% | 0.38 | 3.85B | 64 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 13 |  |
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-5% | 70% | 18.62 | 3.92B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
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-3% | 61786.5 | 4.03B | 9683 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 15 |  |
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-9% | 8.43 | 4.42B | 25 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 16 |  |
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-5% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.73B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
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-5% | 89% | 64.53 | 5.42B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
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-9% | 0.56 | 5.61B | 45 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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-1% | 5.9 | 5.81B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 21 |  |
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-8% | 4.98 | 6.04B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 4.25 | 6.37B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
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-6% | 94% | 323.17 | 6.79B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 24 |  |
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-6% | 3.66 | 7.17B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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-8% | 29% | 1.69 | 7.27B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 26 |  |
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-6% | 7.28 | 7.28B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 7.81 | 8.74B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 61669.9 | 9.4B | 9679 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is currently a toxic cocktail of fear, uncertainty, and regret. But hey, at least the memes are fire. Remember, kids, never invest more than you can afford to lose, especially when it looks like the world might actually end this time. Happy trading! (Or should I say, ‘happy hodling’?) 😉