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2024-10-02 Crypto Carnage: Stocks Plunge Ports Strike Is Uptober a Pipe Dream?

Crypto winter is thawing faster than a Wendy's frosty in hell! Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get bumpy.

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • SONM? More like GONE-M! An 83% drop in 24 hours? This coin’s going faster downhill than a greased-up bowling ball.
  • ASTRAFER (Astrafer)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Astrafer sounds like a rejected Harry Potter spell. Maybe it’s time for them to try ‘Accio Lambo’? -22%, not magical!
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BabyDoge, more like BabyBroke. Even with a name that screams “buy me,” this pup’s down 14%. Guess those Milk-Bone endorsements ain’t cutting it.
  • BNX (BinaryX)
    • $0.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BNX, trying to stay afloat in this sea of red like a soggy Cheeto. Down 14%, but hey, at least they’re not down 83% like someone else we know cough SNM cough.
  • PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
    • $0.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ConstitutionDAO, because nothing says “decentralization” like a bunch of internet peeps trying to buy a historical document and failing miserably. Still, holding relatively steady… for now.

While the world’s falling apart with missile attacks and port strikes (according to those WSB degens), our beloved crypto friends are busy, well, being themselves. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but instead of screaming, we’re just placing bets on which pixel will go red first. Speaking of red, let’s talk about the bloodbath in the 10M group, shall we?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -83% 0 47.4K 2466 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 -22% 17% 0.03 24.6M 1323 ASTRAFER Astrafer
2 -18% 67% 0.09 217M 279 VANRY Vanar Chain
3 -18% 71% 0.12 120M 397 RARE SuperRare
4 -18% 0 68.9M 484 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
5 -17% 85% 0 51.3M 579 ETN Electroneum
6 -17% 0.02 332M 258 SUN Sun (New)
7 -17% 0.06 60.7M 747 AVINOC AVINOC
8 -17% 86% 2.7 27M 754 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
9 -16% 0.07 346M 149 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
10 -16% 0 83.4M 962 BLOK Bloktopia
11 -16% 0.56 84.4M 616 PERP Perpetual Protocol
12 -15% 0 28.4M 710 KISHU Kishu Inu
13 -14% 73% 0.32 45.3M 652 FIS StaFi
14 -14% 0.02 164M 851 MNGO Mango
15 -14% 0.53 52.7M 611 BEL Bella Protocol
16 -14% 85% 0.1 205M 249 COTI COTI
17 -14% 0.34 344M 589 RBN Ribbon Finance
18 -14% 0.4 28.5M 697 COMBO COMBO
19 -14% 82% 0 67.9M 512 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
20 -14% 99% 0.04 42.2M 591 LOOKS LooksRare
21 -14% 0.11 110M 344 KEEP Keep Network
22 -14% 59% 0 4.05M 1522 QOM Shiba Predator
23 -14% 0 413M 161 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
24 -14% 64% 0.83 484M 160 BNX BinaryX
25 -14% 0.39 38.8M 613 VIC Viction
26 -13% 0.05 9M 1249 MLT MILC Platform
27 -13% 0.07 19.2M 1022 NWC Numerico
28 -13% 99% 0.04 35.1M 638 REN Ren

So, the crypto market’s a bit like that dumpster fire you can’t look away from. It’s messy, it’s unpredictable, and it might just explode at any moment. But hey, at least it’s entertaining! Just don’t tell your financial advisor I told you to buy the dip. Or maybe do, I could use a good laugh.

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