- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $61338.84: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the grandpa of crypto, is taking a nap… probably dreaming of the good old days when it wasn’t constantly compared to the S&P 500. Down 4% – looks like Uptober is turning into Dumptober.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2457.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the supposed ‘world computer,’ can’t even compute its way out of a paper bag today. Down 6% – guess those gas fees weren’t enough to fuel a rally.
- BNB (BNB)
- $549.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BNB, the fuel for Binance’s rocket ship, seems to have sprung a leak. Down 5% – must be those pesky SEC investigations.
- SOL (Solana)
- $146.64: ⭐⭐
- Ah, Solana, the blockchain that’s faster than a cheetah on Red Bull… except when it crashes, which seems to be every other week. Down 6% – time to reboot the network (again).
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.59: ⭐
- XRP, the coin that just can’t seem to win, even in court. Down 6% – Maybe those SEC lawyers are secretly shorting it? Conspiracy theories abound!
Looks like Iran decided to air-drop some missiles on Israel just as the crypto market was finding its footing. Coincidence? I think not! While the WSB degenerates are busy picking out their favorite brand of iodine tablets, Bitcoin (BTC) is down 4% – guess those ‘Uptober’ memes didn’t age well, huh? Even Ethereum (ETH), the golden boy of smart contracts, is down 6%. Time to short everything and buy canned goods, because winter is coming… and it’s bringing financial frostbite.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 2 |  |
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1 | 35.5B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 3 |  |
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1 | 69.5M | 452 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 4 |  |
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1 | 494M | 117 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 0.15 | 13.5B | 9682 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 5.89 | 5.8B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 7 |  |
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-1% | 0.15 | 13.3B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 8 |  |
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-3% | 40.49 | 12.1B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 9 |  |
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-4% | 61266 | 9.34B | 9684 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 10 |  |
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-4% | 94% | 61338.8 | 1.29T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 11 |  |
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-4% | 61311.8 | 4B | 9688 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 12 |  |
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-5% | 549.43 | 80.2B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 13 |  |
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-5% | 0.08 | 2.41B | 40 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 14 |  |
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-6% | 0.38 | 3.79B | 64 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 15 |  |
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-6% | 87% | 1496.11 | 1.5B | 56 | MKR | Maker |
| 16 |  |
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-6% | 81% | 69.33 | 1.03B | 76 | QNT | Quant |
| 17 |  |
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-6% | 56% | 0.59 | 59.3B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 18 |  |
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-6% | 89% | 63.97 | 5.37B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
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-6% | 146.64 | 85.9B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 20 |  |
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-6% | 2458.3 | 24.1B | 9681 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 21 |  |
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-6% | 2457.92 | 296B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.69B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 23 |  |
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-6% | 5.43 | 27.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 24 |  |
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-7% | 70% | 18.42 | 3.88B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 25 |  |
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-7% | 52% | 0.59 | 3.66B | 47 | MNT | Mantle |
| 26 |  |
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-7% | 7.67 | 8.59B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 27 |  |
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-7% | 4.52 | 1.77B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 28 |  |
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-7% | 94% | 318.37 | 6.69B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
So, there you have it, folks – another day, another crypto beatdown. Is it time to panic? Nah. Just remember, in the words of the immortal Gordon Gekko, ‘Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.’ Just don’t blame me when you’re crying into your cold, hard fiat. 😉