- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐
- Down but not out, like a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse. Will it ever regain its former glory? Doubt it, but hey, at least it’s good for a chuckle (and maybe a tear or two).
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holding relatively steady, like that one stoic friend who pretends not to care about the crypto chaos. Still, a 5% dip is nothing to sneeze at, unless you’re allergic to money, in which case, ouch.
- LDO (Lido DAO)
- $1.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Taking a beating like a rented mule. Maybe time to reconsider that investment strategy, or just go all-in and hope for a miracle. Who knows, stranger things have happened… maybe.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Ah, Shiba Inu, the perennial underdog. Or should we say, under-dog-themed cryptocurrency? Either way, it’s down, and honestly, no one is surprised. Maybe it’s time to accept its fate as the dollar-store Dogecoin.
Iran launching missiles? Sounds about right. The Middle East decided to spice things up, and naturally, the crypto market is having a meltdown. Coincidence? I think not. Even Dogecoin (DOGE), the mascot of meme-coin mania, is down, probably because Elon Musk is too busy tweeting about something irrelevant, as always.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-14% | 1.13 | 1.13B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-11% | 4.81 | 5.84B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.55 | 5.5B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-11% | 8.23 | 4.31B | 25 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 9.74B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-10% | 29% | 1.66 | 7.12B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 6 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.11 | 15.6B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-9% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.67B | 44 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 8 |  |
 |
-9% | 56% | 25.99 | 18.6B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.05 | 2.68B | 9761 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 11.06 | 11.1B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.96B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 12 |  |
 |
-8% | 7.11 | 7.11B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-8% | 77% | 0.35 | 15.9B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 14 |  |
 |
-8% | 3.59 | 7.04B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-8% | 4.48 | 1.75B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-7% | 4.17 | 6.25B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-7% | 94% | 317.74 | 6.67B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 141.43 | 2.61B | 34 | XMR | Monero | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-7% | 70% | 18.36 | 3.87B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 7.62 | 8.53B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-7% | 2449.05 | 295B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-7% | 2449.54 | 24.1B | 9679 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-7% | 52% | 0.59 | 3.67B | 47 | MNT | Mantle |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.66B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 5.43 | 27.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 146.11 | 85.6B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-6% | 87% | 1491.09 | 1.5B | 56 | MKR | Maker |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 89% | 63.8 | 5.36B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. Invest at your own risk, and remember, when in doubt, zoom out. Or just buy toilet paper, beans, and 5.56, as one Redditor so wisely suggested. Who knows, maybe we’ll all be bartering with Dogecoin for canned goods soon enough. Just kidding… unless? 💀