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2024-10-02 Crypto Market Shitshow: 10M Edition

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get real ugly in the crypto-sphere. We're diving deep into the 'Lowest Fully Diluted Market Cap' šŸ‘¶ coins ā€“ because even train wrecks deserve a little attention, right?

  • YLD (Yield App)
    • $0.01: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Holy Uptober pump! This bad boy’s up 237% in the past 24 hours. Someone knows something we don’t… or maybe they just like the word ‘Yield’. Either way, I’m grabbing my popcorn. šŸæ
  • EXRD (e-Radix)
    • $0.02: ā­ā­ā­
    • Down 10%? Yawn. With a name like ’e-Radix’, it’s a miracle this coin even exists. This is what we call a ‘buy high, sell lower’ situation, folks. Run while you still can! šŸƒā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’Ø
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ā­
    • 83% drop? It’s called ‘SONM’, but it sounds like someone’s ‘Screaming Out No More’. This coin is circling the drain. Flush! šŸš½
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­
    • Tamadoge… seriously? This coin’s trying to capitalize on the meme-coin craze, but it’s about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. Don’t quit your day job (or your Wendy’s shift) for this one. šŸ”
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Another day, another ‘Play’ coin. This one’s up 24%, but let’s be real, it’s probably just whales splashing around in the kiddie pool. Don’t get fooled by the hype. šŸ³

Iran launching missiles? Global port strikes? Sounds like a Tuesday, amirite? But hold onto your butts, because while the world’s falling apart, the crypto-casino is still open. And guess what? Some of these coins are about to get absolutely REKT! Think e-Radix (EXRD) is gonna survive this? Think again, pal.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -5% 0.05 0 4193 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -10% 3% 0.02 422M 948 EXRD e-Radix
2 19% 0 20.3K 2644 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 -83% 0 47.4K 2467 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +4% 0 137K 2291 RFR Refereum
5 -2% 79% 0 180K 2283 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 +24% 0 482K 2047 PLAY Play Token
7 +1% 99% 0 523K 1966 MARO Maro
8 0.01 558K 1942 DREP Drep [new]
9 -2% 89% 0.01 818K 1873 WTC Waltonchain
10 -4% 58% 0 932K 1954 LYRA Lyra
11 -12% 14% 0 1.16M 2256 PTS Petals
12 -6% 0.01 1.19M 1744 GRV Grove Coin
13 -3% 69% 0 1.75M 1727 TAMA Tamadoge
14 0 1.43M 1682 REV Revain
15 87% 0 1.75M 1659 DOCK Dock
16 -3% 97% 0.02 1.58M 1654 WAIT Hourglass
17 +1% 83% 0 1.77M 1672 BWO Battle World
18 -11% 0.16 2M 1570 RGT Rari Governance Token
19 -10% 57% 0 2.06M 1737 EPX Ellipsis
20 +237% 88% 0.01 2.39M 1559 YLD Yield App
21 -14% 59% 0 4.05M 1521 QOM Shiba Predator
22 -3% 54% 0 2.89M 1650 SSG SOMESING
23 +22% 0.05 2.95M 1475 VEGA Vega Protocol
24 65% 0 2.95M 1582 RFOX RFOX
25 +11% 0.01 3.01M 1549 VTS Veritise
26 +22% 0 3.02M 1925 THN Throne
27 79% 0 3.08M 1517 FOR ForTube
28 +1% 0.29 3.22M 1436 REP Augur

The crypto-market’s looking as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. But hey, at least we’ll have some entertainment while the world burns, right? Stay tuned, because tomorrow’s another day… and probably another crypto-meltdown. šŸ’„šŸ“‰

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