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2024-10-03 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Your Bags Survive?

Buckle up buttercups, it's a crypto rollercoaster out there and some portfolios are looking like they went through a paper shredder! Let's dive into this data and see who's swimming naked when the tide goes out.

  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $0.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Kadena, refusing to go down with the Tesla ship. With a decent circulating percentage, this coin’s like that one friend who still wears Crocs in public - you judge, but secretly kinda respect the hustle.
  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $61029.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Rootstock Smart Bitcoin - still a mouthful, still not Bitcoin. It’s like the distant cousin who shows up at Thanksgiving trying to impress everyone with their Bitcoin investment, but we all know they bought at the peak. Ouch.
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $1.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Artificial Superintelligence Alliance: Name sounds like a rejected Marvel movie plot. Jokes aside, this coin’s up there with a solid circulating percentage. They’re playing the long game, like a chess grandmaster hopped up on caffeine pills.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Bonk: The name says it all. This coin’s price is about as stable as a Jenga tower after a couple of beers. Maybe time to rename it to ‘Faint Whisper’?
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $32.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI: The name’s boring, but the price isn’t. It’s like finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans - unexpected, but hey, I’ll take it.
  • WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
    • $2507.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Beacon ETH: The reliable older sibling in a sea of chaotic altcoins. Like that one friend who always has their life together, WBETH is just quietly killing it.

While Elon’s out there comparing Tesla sales figures to his follower count on X (spoiler alert: both are down!), the crypto streets are buzzing with activity. Speaking of activity, looks like Kadena (KDA) is trying to pull a ‘Honey Badger Don’t Care’ with a circulating percentage that just won’t quit. Is it too early to call it the comeback kid? Let’s unpack this…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 61029.3 1.28T 9719 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 -5% 95% 1.44 3.78B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 -3% 2507.22 3.57B 9688 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
3 -6% 0 2.1B 50 BONK Bonk
4 -4% 43% 0.89 1.88B 78 CORE Core
5 -8% 17.14 1.71B 5520 VERI Veritaseum
6 -3% 1.62 1.62B 104 RON Ronin
7 -1% 1% 1.52 1.52B 874 DFG Defigram
8 0.91 1.5B 547 MCT Metacraft
9 8% 1.4 1.4B 312 MRS Metars Genesis
10 -2% 22% 1.35 1.35B 162 ARKM Arkham
11 -6% 1.81 1.21B 4889 MC Merit Circle
12 0.12 1.21B 1346 CBG Chainbing
13 1.28 1.14B 61 OM MANTRA
14 -4% 48% 1 1B 119 SUPER SuperVerse
15 -3% 3.79 979M 101 PENDLE Pendle
16 -2% 98% 0.02 979M 68 JASMY JasmyCoin
17 -1% 1.67 929M 126 RAY Raydium
18 -2% 172.71 746M 9699 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
19 8% 0.73 732M 491 COL Clash of Lilliput
20 -2% 57% 7.58 750M 128 DEXE DeXe
21 +6% 0.62 723M 115 AXL Axelar
22 -2% 37% 0.35 705M 176 ID SPACE ID
23 -4% 0.02 687M 95 CKB Nervos Network
24 -3% 100% 32.7 687M 92 ORDI ORDI
25 0.01 634M 152 RSR Reserve Rights
26 -2% 29% 0.55 552M 260 KDA Kadena
27 -2% 32% 0.53 533M 245 EDU Open Campus
28 0.46 518M 112 AIOZ AIOZ Network

So, the crypto market’s a bit like a Longshoreman’s poker game right now - high stakes, unpredictable, and someone’s probably about to lose their shirt. Is it time to buy the dip? Time to sell? Time to move to a deserted island and live off the grid? Your call, champ.

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