- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Bonk? More like… going, going, gone! Down 11%? Someone’s playing hot potato with this one. Hide your wallets, hide your wives!
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $32.76: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- At least someone’s holding strong! ORDI’s weathering the storm better than a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse. Is it dumb money or genius? Too early to tell.
- SUN (Sun (New))
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A new Sun rising? With a 15% jump while others are tanking, this one’s got potential. Still, remember folks, even Icarus thought he could fly too close to the sun.
- PEOPLE (ConstitutionDAO)
- $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐
- ConstitutionDAO… more like ‘ConstitutionD’OH!’ This coin’s down 8% and it’s about as effective as Congress trying to pass a budget.
- ETHW (EthereumPoW)
- $3.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s rebellious cousin is at it again! Down 3%, but holding relatively steady. This is either the underdog story of the century or a cautionary tale about what happens when you fork off.
Remember those Longshoremen threatening to kneecap the supply chain? Turns out, crypto’s got its own brand of chaos. This ain’t no gentle dip, folks, we’re talking about coins bleeding redder than a Redditor who bought the January dip. Is your portfolio about to get ‘ORDI-narily’ wrecked? Let’s find out.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 2.05B | 50 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-5% | 95% | 1.43 | 3.75B | 28 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.06 | 318M | 154 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 100% | 32.76 | 688M | 91 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 4 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.02 | 385M | 235 | SUN | Sun (New) | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.14 | 137M | 286 | CVC | Civic | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 22% | 1.35 | 1.35B | 160 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 3.79 | 979M | 101 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.03 | 270M | 389 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-19% | 55% | 0.67 | 134M | 430 | DIA | DIA |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 98% | 0.02 | 979M | 68 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 680M | 95 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 12 |  |
 |
2.82 | 343M | 192 | UMA | UMA | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
1.27 | 1.13B | 61 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.02 | 180M | 293 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.43 | 430M | 256 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.36 | 432M | 181 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 43% | 0.89 | 1.87B | 79 | CORE | Core |
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 99% | 1.78 | 37.4M | 608 | DEGO | Dego Finance |
| 19 |  |
 |
0.23 | 142M | 279 | SXP | Solar | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-13% | 50% | 1.08 | 194M | 352 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 21 |  |
 |
-3% | 3.5 | 377M | 140 | ETHW | EthereumPoW | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.01 | 127M | 298 | REEF | Reef | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 48% | 0.98 | 978M | 120 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.39 | 72.5M | 440 | ARK | Ark | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 60.77 | 163M | 262 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.63 | 740M | 114 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 27 |  |
 |
80% | 1.83 | 117M | 356 | PHB | Phoenix | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.7 | 196M | 239 | SUSHI | SushiSwap |
The crypto market’s having a meltdown faster than a politician caught in a lie. Is this the end? Who knows! But grab the popcorn, because it’s gonna be one hell of a ride! And remember folks, never invest more than you can afford to flush down a digital toilet.