- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is down, but let’s be real, it’s always survived on hype and memes, kind of like that one friend who shows up to parties uninvited. Might actually go up if Elon stops insulting Tesla buyers and tweets about it instead.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.58: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the supposed ‘adult’ of the crypto world, is down but holding steadier than your grandma at a slot machine. Probably because it actually has real-world use cases, unlike some of these other coins.
- XRP (XRP)
- $0.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP, the coin perpetually stuck in regulatory limbo, is taking a beating. It’s like that one friend who swears they’re going to win the lottery someday but can’t even pick a winning scratch-off ticket.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2350.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the king of smart contracts, is down but still standing. It’s like that one reliable friend who always bails you out of jail, even though they secretly judge you for getting caught.
- SOL (Solana)
- $137.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, once touted as the ‘Ethereum killer,’ seems to have tripped on its own hype. It’s like that one friend who starts a business and talks a big game but then their website crashes and they’re back to working at Starbucks.
Cryptocurrency markets are down today, just like your chances of finding a last-minute Halloween costume. Even the usually resilient Dogecoin is feeling the pressure, perhaps because Elon’s too busy tanking Tesla to tweet about it. Speaking of things going downhill faster than a Tesla on autopilot, did you hear about the longshoremen? They’re threatening to kneecap the supply chain harder than a bookie collects on a lost bet. Coincidence? Maybe. But we’re not here to talk about the global economy…unless it affects Dogecoin’s price.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-11% | 56% | 0.52 | 52B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 1 |  |
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-9% | 1.02 | 1.02B | 69 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-7% | 6.54 | 6.54B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 3 |  |
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-6% | 29% | 1.55 | 6.65B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 4 |  |
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-5% | 137.51 | 80.6B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
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-5% | 4.54 | 5.51B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.05 | 2.55B | 9771 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-4% | 56% | 24.72 | 17.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 8 |  |
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-4% | 10.58 | 10.6B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.55B | 43 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.46B | 34 | XLM | Stellar |
| 11 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.53 | 5.27B | 44 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 12 |  |
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-4% | 2348.74 | 23B | 9690 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-4% | 2350.4 | 283B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 52% | 0.57 | 3.53B | 46 | MNT | Mantle |
| 15 |  |
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-3% | 5.22 | 26.7B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-3% | 87% | 1435.35 | 1.44B | 55 | MKR | Maker |
| 17 |  |
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-3% | 77% | 0.34 | 15.3B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 7.94 | 4.16B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 9.43B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 20 |  |
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-2% | 4.05 | 6.09B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.08 | 2.35B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.1 | 15.1B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 4.37 | 1.71B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.92B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 138.63 | 2.56B | 35 | XMR | Monero | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 3.52 | 6.91B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.37 | 3.72B | 64 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 313.37 | 6.58B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
Cryptocurrency: where else can you lose your life savings and still have to laugh about it? Just remember, in the grand casino of digital assets, the house always wins (unless the longshoremen decide otherwise). Buckle up, this rollercoaster’s just getting started!