- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This little gem is like that friend who brings a six-pack to a party where everyone else brought sadness. A +177% 7-day change? Someone’s doing something right (or maybe the market’s just that messed up).
- MULTI (Multichain)
- $0.18: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ouch, Multi, what happened? Did you get caught in the crossfire of that supply chain showdown? A 57% drop in 24 hours is enough to make even the most hardened crypto bro cry into their cold brew.
- VEGA (Vega Protocol)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐
- Vega, Vega, Vega…it’s not you, it’s me…actually, no, it’s definitely you. A 55% drop is like getting a participation trophy in the crypto Olympics - nobody wants it.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like Bonk, you’d think this coin would be immune to market crashes. Alas, even the meme coins are feeling the pain. But hey, a 22% 7-day gain is still something to celebrate, right?
- DIA (DIA)
- $0.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- DIA decided to zig when everyone else zagged, posting a respectable 69% gain over the past week. Hey, at least someone’s having a good time in this chaotic market.
Listen, even seasoned crypto analysts like yours truly are left speechless after today’s bloodbath. It’s like watching a Tesla (TSLA) crash in slow motion, except instead of Elon Musk tweeting through it, it’s a bunch of panicked degens on X. The supply chain drama with those “knee-capping” longshoremen isn’t helping either. Talk about adding fuel to the fire! Who knew those guys had so much power? Maybe they should be running the AI models instead of Nvidia (NVDA).
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-57% | 14% | 0.18 | 17.5M | 1491 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 1 |  |
 |
-55% | 0.02 | 1.16M | 1746 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-25% | 55% | 0.65 | 131M | 441 | DIA | DIA |
| 3 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.4 | 39.8M | 869 | STOS | Stratos | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-12% | 36% | 0 | 50.1M | 811 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 5 |  |
 |
-12% | 12% | 0.11 | 109M | 934 | ALT | Alitas |
| 6 |  |
 |
-12% | 88% | 0.01 | 2.1M | 1585 | YLD | Yield App |
| 7 |  |
 |
-12% | 0 | 6.99M | 1388 | CAPS | Ternoa | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-11% | 82% | 0 | 22M | 815 | WAGMIGAMES | WAGMI Games |
| 9 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.03 | 271M | 388 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-11% | 50% | 1.1 | 197M | 351 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 11 |  |
 |
-10% | 1.2 | 82.5M | 615 | EWT | Energy Web Token | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-10% | 89% | 0.01 | 733K | 1897 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 13 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.01 | 2.71M | 1564 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-9% | 17% | 0.03 | 22.3M | 1351 | ASTRAFER | Astrafer |
| 15 |  |
 |
-9% | 79% | 2.41 | 11.6M | 1059 | MCB | MUX Protocol |
| 16 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 68.2M | 619 | COS | Contentos | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-9% | 94% | 0.04 | 377M | 148 | IOTX | IoTeX |
| 18 |  |
 |
-8% | 99% | 0 | 476K | 1996 | MARO | Maro |
| 19 |  |
 |
-8% | 17.22 | 1.72B | 5516 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 4.66M | 1293 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.09 | 48.4M | 570 | DMTR | Dimitra | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-8% | 78% | 0 | 89.2M | 447 | RACA | RACA |
| 23 |  |
 |
-8% | 99% | 0 | 27.5M | 702 | KEY | SelfKey |
| 24 |  |
 |
-8% | 24% | 0.24 | 488M | 309 | WMT | World Mobile Token |
| 25 |  |
 |
-8% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.11M | 1349 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 26 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 2.12B | 50 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.06 | 319M | 154 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.02 | 177M | 297 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD |
The crypto market today can be summed up as a collective cry for help disguised as a series of flashing red numbers. Is this the end of times? Probably not, but it’s a great time to stock up on popcorn and watch the world burn (metaphorically, of course…unless?).