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2024-10-03 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up, buttercup! It's a bloodbath out there in the crypto-sphere. We're talking red candles, shattered dreams, and enough despair to make a longshoreman cry. Let's dive into this dumpster fire of a market! šŸ”„

  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.02: ā­ā­ā­
    • Vega Protocol, down 66%? That’s more painful than watching a Roomba repeatedly bump into a wall. Someone get this coin a roadmap!
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.01: ā­ā­
    • Waltonchain lost 9%? They’re about as exciting as watching paint dry in a sensory deprivation tank. Zzzzz…
  • EXRD (e-Radix)
    • $0.02: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • e-Radix is holding steady at 0%? Hey, at least they’re not losing ground. That’s like, a moral victory in this market, right?
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Tamadoge is up 8%? This pup’s defying the odds! Maybe there’s hope for the rest of these coins after all…
  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.15: ā­ā­ā­ā­
    • Rari Governance Token, down 3%. Governance tokens are about as fun as a root canal. This one’s no different.

Remember those Tesla stock dips we talked about earlier? Turns out, even Elon’s not immune to the crypto contagion! These altcoins are taking harder hits than Tesla’s reputation after Elon discovered Twitter.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -3% 0.05 0 3854 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.02 420M 942 EXRD e-Radix
2 19% 0 20.3K 2647 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 -3% 0 45.5K 2473 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 0 137K 2295 RFR Refereum
5 79% 0 178K 2286 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 -8% 99% 0 476K 1995 MARO Maro
7 +3% 0 498K 2042 PLAY Play Token
8 0.01 557K 1944 DREP Drep [new]
9 -9% 89% 0.01 740K 1894 WTC Waltonchain
10 -66% 0.02 993K 1796 VEGA Vega Protocol
11 +10% 58% 0 1.03M 1917 LYRA Lyra
12 -5% 0.01 1.13M 1753 GRV Grove Coin
13 14% 0 1.15M 2256 PTS Petals
14 +8% 69% 0 1.9M 1691 TAMA Tamadoge
15 0 1.43M 1675 REV Revain
16 -4% 97% 0.02 1.52M 1659 WAIT Hourglass
17 +11% 87% 0 1.95M 1619 DOCK Dock
18 -1% 83% 0 1.74M 1668 BWO Battle World
19 -3% 0.15 1.93M 1576 RGT Rari Governance Token
20 -3% 57% 0 1.98M 1738 EPX Ellipsis
21 -12% 88% 0.01 2.09M 1583 YLD Yield App
22 -3% 59% 0 3.9M 1525 QOM Shiba Predator
23 -7% 54% 0 2.68M 1665 SSG SOMESING
24 -10% 0.01 2.7M 1565 VTS Veritise
25 -4% 65% 0 2.8M 1587 RFOX RFOX
26 79% 0 3.06M 1514 FOR ForTube
27 +2% 0 3.1M 1913 THN Throne
28 0.29 3.21M 1427 REP Augur

Well, folks, there you have it. The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. Just remember: when in doubt, zoom out. And maybe consider investing in canned goods and ammunition. Who knows what the future holds? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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