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2024-10-03 Crypto Market: Where Stablecoins Are the Only Sane Ones Almost

Buckle up, buttercup! It's another day of the crypto casino spinning, and guess what? Stablecoins are somehow the most stable things out there (shocker). Let's dive into this dumpster fire of digital delights.

  • LDO (Lido DAO)
    • $1.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Lido DAO, down 13%? Talk about taking a dip in the wrong pool. Someone needs to tell this coin that ‘staking’ shouldn’t involve this much risk. Maybe it’s time to call it quits and become a lifeguard at the kiddie pool instead.
  • BUSD
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BUSD - the only ‘B’ word in crypto that’s not a complete gamble right now. It’s like that one reliable friend who always shows up on time with snacks… you might not be ’excited’ to see them, but you’re definitely relieved.
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $138.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Monero, the OG privacy coin, is chilling like a villain in a smoky back room, watching the rest of the market lose its mind. Hey, when you’re known for being untraceable, market volatility is just another Tuesday.
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $8.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Aptos is like that friend who shows up to a party fashionably late, acting like they didn’t just see you struggling to carry the groceries. Sure, you’re up 2%, but let’s see if you can handle the long game.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $60299.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin BEP2 is like the rich cousin of Bitcoin—always invited to the party but never quite sure how they made their money. Must be nice to be down only 2% when everyone else is panicking.

Hold your horses, folks! The longshoremen might be threatening to knee-cap the supply chain, but over in cryptoland, it seems like someone already went ahead and replaced everyone’s kneecaps with rusty spoons. Our beloved Lido DAO (LDO) is down 13%… someone get that coin a bandaid (and a financial advisor). Speaking of things going down, Tesla’s stock is feeling the heat, and Elon’s busy tweeting. Coincidence? I think not! Maybe he’s looking for investment advice in the crypto streets. 👀


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.5M 443 BUSD BUSD
1 1 494M 115 TUSD TrueUSD
2 -13% 1.01 1.01B 70 LDO Lido DAO
3 -3% 81% 67.81 1.01B 74 QNT Quant
4 -6% 87% 1422.52 1.43B 55 MKR Maker
5 -4% 4.35 1.7B 48 ATOM Cosmos
6 -5% 93% 0.02 1.91B 47 VET VeChain
7 -4% 0.08 2.34B 39 CRO Cronos
8 -6% 75% 0.05 2.54B 43 HBAR Hedera
9 -6% 0.05 2.54B 9770 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 -3% 138.65 2.56B 35 XMR Monero
11 -6% 52% 0.56 3.51B 46 MNT Mantle
12 -3% 0.37 3.71B 62 MATIC Polygon
13 -2% 70% 18.09 3.81B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 -2% 60299.2 3.94B 9696 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 -6% 7.85 4.11B 25 ICP Internet Computer
16 -5% 59% 0.09 4.45B 33 XLM Stellar
17 -6% 0.52 5.23B 44 ARB Arbitrum
18 -2% 89% 62.77 5.27B 21 LTC Litecoin
19 1 5.37B 19 DAI Dai
20 -9% 4.48 5.44B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 5.85 5.77B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
22 -4% 4.04 6.07B 16 DOT Polkadot
23 -3% 94% 312.25 6.56B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 -11% 6.47 6.47B 23 UNI Uniswap
25 -9% 29% 1.53 6.57B 42 OP Optimism
26 -4% 3.5 6.87B 38 FIL Filecoin
27 +2% 8 8.95B 22 APT Aptos
28 -2% 60190.8 9.18B 9692 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin

Well, folks, it seems the only predictable thing about the crypto market is its unpredictability (and the constant threat of rug pulls). Until next time, remember: DYOR (or just invest in Lego, probably safer).

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