Featured image of post 2024-10-03  Crypto: Same Shit Different Day

2024-10-03 Crypto: Same Shit Different Day

Crypto is crashing harder than a Tesla after Elon's latest tweet storm. Buckle up, because it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $60892.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The OG crypto is taking a breather after its latest bull run. Is it finally time to buy the dip, or is this the beginning of the end? Tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Crypto Bingo!
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2365.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, the platform that’s supposed to revolutionize everything, is currently down 4%. At this rate, we’ll all be living in the metaverse before Ethereum figures out how to scale.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin is down 3%, proving that even meme coins aren’t immune to market forces. But hey, at least it’s still more valuable than Elon Musk’s Twitter reputation.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $10.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink is down 5%, because apparently, connecting blockchains to the real world is harder than it looks. But don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll figure it out eventually… maybe.

Hold onto your rocket emojis, folks, because Nvidia’s about to disrupt the AI game like a longshoreman on a coffee break. They’re making their new AI model open source, which means everyone and their dog can now try to understand the digital hieroglyphics that make these things tick. Is this good for crypto? Who knows! Is it entertaining to watch from the sidelines as the tech giants duke it out? Abso-freaking-lutely. Speaking of entertainment, let’s see how our favorite digital assets are performing (spoiler alert: it’s not pretty).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 94% 60892.5 1.28T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 -4% 2365.23 285B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 -5% 140.54 82.3B 5 SOL Solana
4 -1% 545.93 79.7B 4 BNB BNB
5 -13% 56% 0.52 52.4B 7 XRP XRP
6 1 35.6B 6 USDC USDC
7 -4% 5.26 26.9B 10 TON Toncoin
8 -4% 2368.73 23.2B 9687 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 -4% 77% 0.34 15.5B 11 ADA Cardano
10 -3% 0.1 15.3B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
11 0.15 13.5B 9688 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 0.15 13.4B 9 TRX TRON
13 -1% 40.29 12.1B 37 OKB OKB
14 -6% 56% 25.03 17.9B 12 AVAX Avalanche
15 -5% 10.66 10.7B 14 LINK Chainlink
16 -3% 0 9.62B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
17 -1% 60952.8 9.29B 9690 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
18 +3% 8.1 9.07B 22 APT Aptos
19 -2% 3.57 7B 39 FIL Filecoin
20 -7% 29% 1.57 6.73B 42 OP Optimism
21 -8% 6.62 6.62B 23 UNI Uniswap
22 -2% 94% 316.65 6.65B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 -3% 4.09 6.15B 16 DOT Polkadot
24 5.86 5.77B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
25 -7% 4.62 5.6B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
26 1 5.37B 19 DAI Dai
27 -1% 89% 63.47 5.33B 21 LTC Litecoin
28 -5% 0.53 5.31B 45 ARB Arbitrum

So there you have it, another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. Is the market crashing? Is it recovering? Who cares! Just grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show. After all, it’s not like your portfolio is doing any better.

Made with the laziness 🦥
by a busy guy