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2024-10-03 Crypto Winners and Whales: A Comedy of Stonks

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto casino is open and the whales are playing poker with your portfolio. We're diving into the latest crypto data, and let's just say, some of these coins are about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake.

  • GF (GuildFi)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This coin went full Elon in a Twitter feud - up 142% in 24 hours! Buy high, sell higher?
  • VGX (VGX Token)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • VGX got REKT this week, down 63%! Someone should check if it left a suicide note on the blockchain.
  • REEF (Reef)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Reef’s riding the waves of a dead cat bounce, up 38% over 7 days. Don’t get too excited, this ain’t no beach party yet.
  • AXL (Axelar)
    • $0.64: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • AXL’s chilling like a villain in a smoking jacket, up 6% for the week. Steady gains are SO not WSB, but we’ll allow it.
  • PIT (Pitbull)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Pitbull’s bark is worse than its bite this week, down 10%. This pup needs to be taken out back and taught some new tricks.

Remember those longshoremen from Reddit threatening to knee-cap the supply chain? Well, the crypto market decided to hold its own hostage situation this week. Let’s break down the scene: cryptos are throwing a tantrum like a Tesla driver stuck in traffic (TSLA down after missing delivery estimates, shocker!).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +142% 2% 0.02 16.3M 1995 GF GuildFi
1 +38% 0 536K 2020 PLAY Play Token
2 +18% 0.02 392M 235 SUN Sun (New)
3 +17% 64% 0.04 41.1M 717 GOG Guild of Guardians
4 +17% 64% 0.2 21.2M 907 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
5 +16% 0.05 10.5M 1187 MLT MILC Platform
6 +14% 0.01 123M 306 REEF Reef
7 +12% 0.01 4.02M 1377 VGX VGX Token
8 +11% 87% 0 1.96M 1617 DOCK Dock
9 +11% 76% 0.02 18.9M 888 XWC WhiteCoin
10 +10% 52% 0 4.02M 1554 WOZX Efforce
11 +10% 0.07 66.9M 724 AVINOC AVINOC
12 +10% 0.64 747M 113 AXL Axelar
13 +9% 0 137K 2296 RFR Refereum
14 +8% 0.14 139M 285 CVC Civic
15 +8% 93% 296.77 14.8M 903 UNCX UNCX Network
16 +7% 84% 0.05 46.5M 599 VIDT VIDT DAO
17 +7% 69% 0 1.88M 1693 TAMA Tamadoge
18 +6% 87% 0.29 6.11M 1261 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
19 +6% 54% 0 2.85M 1648 SSG SOMESING
20 +5% 0.35 193M 247 CFG Centrifuge
21 +5% 14% 0 1.22M 2251 PTS Petals
22 +5% 60% 0.09 95M 501 ALEX ALEX Lab
23 +4% 0.01 2.9M 1550 VTS Veritise
24 +3% 40% 0 33.5M 917 PIT Pitbull
25 +3% 0.11 12.2M 962 MOON r/CryptoCurrency Moons
26 +3% 0.04 22.3M 1188 TOMI tomi
27 +3% 0.13 64.5M 504 BLZ Bluzelle
28 +3% 0.04 77.8M 439 EVER Everscale

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a beautiful, chaotic mess of speculation, innovation, and memes. One minute you’re swimming in Lambos, the next you’re wondering if that ramen noodle investment was such a bad idea after all. Until next time, stay irrational!

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