- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like ‘BONK,’ it’s either going to the moon or crashing harder than my dating life. But hey, a -12% dip? That’s rookie numbers in this wild west. Buy the dip? Maybe. Do your own research (DYOR) or you’ll be bonked by the market.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $32.98: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This ain’t your grandma’s bingo night, folks. ORDI’s holding strong while others are crying in their cold wallets. Is it the next Bitcoin? Probably not. But is it more exciting than watching paint dry? You bet your sweet satoshis it is.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Remember that time you lost your keys and thought it was the end of the world? Yeah, Arkham feels your pain. Down 3%? It happens. This intelligence platform has potential, but for now, it’s stuck in crypto purgatory.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐
- Seriously? This is what we’re calling Bitcoin these days? With a name that chaotic, it’s no wonder it’s down 4%. This smells like a rug pull waiting to happen. Invest at your own risk (and sanity).
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $5.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot, more like Uni-Meh-Bot, am I right? Don’t get me wrong, a 7% drop isn’t pretty, but in the grand scheme of crypto meltdowns, it’s barely a blip. Hold your horses (or should I say, bots?) and see what happens.
Listen, I’m not saying these longshoremen are geniuses… but their plan to shake down the US economy? Kinda makes me want to buy puts on the entire shipping industry. Why? Because when the dust settles, automation’s gonna win. And guess what loves automation? Yep, crypto. So, while those guys are busy comparing gold chains, let’s dive into some coins that might actually make you richer than a sea captain’s parrot.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-3% | 22% | 1.36 | 1.36B | 161 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
0.07 | 7.98M | 1115 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
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-7% | 100% | 5.59 | 5.59M | 1241 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 50% | 0.3 | 30.4M | 872 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-6% | 28% | 0.39 | 385M | 328 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-3% | 63% | 0 | 8.72M | 1245 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 64.3M | 481 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 99% | 0.13 | 129M | 294 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-4% | 100% | 32.98 | 693M | 92 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-3% | 82% | 0 | 66.1M | 514 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 20.3K | 2647 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
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-3% | 2512.09 | 3.58B | 9695 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
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-5% | 32% | 0.53 | 532M | 246 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 65.1M | 497 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 414K | 2093 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.17 | 502M | 265 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 80.6M | 447 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.14 | 144M | 874 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.03 | 28M | 712 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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0.06 | 5.66M | 1255 | OPTI | Optimus AI | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 4% | 0.01 | 53.6M | 1513 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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-8% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.1M | 1349 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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-4% | 43% | 0.9 | 1.88B | 79 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 30% | 0.02 | 180M | 508 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 14.7M | 917 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 86% | 0.15 | 145M | 299 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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+4% | 0.04 | 22.6M | 1179 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.01 | 1.15M | 1752 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-12% | 0 | 2.08B | 50 | BONK | Bonk |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams go to die, and memes become million-dollar ideas (sometimes). Is it a bubble? Who cares! Just remember, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose (like your dignity after a weekend bender). Stay tuned for more market mayhem, coming soon to a blockchain near you.