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2024-10-04 Crypto-Carnage or Just Another Tuesday? Lets Dive In

The crypto market: where dreams go to die and meme coins somehow stay alive. Let's dissect today's data dumpster fire.

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Bonk, Bonk… Who’s there? Your portfolio after investing in this one. Down 8%? Ouch, someone needs a hug (and a new investment strategy). This coin is about as stable as a chair with three legs.
  • ETHW (EthereumPoW)
    • $2.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • EthereumPoW: The awkward cousin at the crypto family reunion that no one really wants to talk to. A 15% drop? This is your sign to step away from the keyboard and rethink your life choices.
  • SUN (Sun (New))
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
    • They say ‘New’ Sun, but all I see is the same old burn. Down 9% and probably heading for a black hole. This coin is about as bright as my future after looking at these numbers.
  • VIDT (VIDT DAO)
    • $0.03: ⭐
    • VIDT? More like ‘Did it even exist?’ A 24% nosedive suggests it’s heading towards crypto oblivion. Remember kids, sometimes it’s best to just stick with index funds and a healthy dose of skepticism.
  • REEF (Reef)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Swimming against the tide, REEF is up 13%! Is this a sign of life or just a dead cat bounce? Either way, I’m grabbing my floaties and watching this one from a safe distance.

The rumor mill is churning! Word on the street is the US port workers ended their strike with a 62% raise. Talk about a power move! Now, if only we could get that kind of return on our crypto investments. Speaking of, let’s unpack today’s top movers (and by movers, we mean mostly down) in the chaotic world of crypto.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -8% 0 1.88B 52 BONK Bonk
1 -3% 95% 1.38 3.64B 28 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 100% 32.93 691M 91 ORDI ORDI
3 -1% 0.06 314M 157 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
4 22% 1.36 1.36B 159 ARKM Arkham
5 3.75 970M 100 PENDLE Pendle
6 0.63 743M 115 AXL Axelar
7 -9% 0.02 349M 244 SUN Sun (New)
8 98% 0.02 982M 66 JASMY JasmyCoin
9 +8% 0.15 148M 274 CVC Civic
10 +13% 0.01 143M 280 REEF Reef
11 +5% 2.98 361M 185 UMA UMA
12 28% 1.13 45M 942 ALPINE Alpine F1 Team Fan Token
13 0.43 430M 255 YGG Yield Guild Games
14 0.01 676M 96 CKB Nervos Network
15 0.03 270M 385 ORBS Orbs
16 0.23 142M 282 SXP Solar
17 +1% 43% 0.91 1.91B 74 CORE Core
18 0.36 430M 181 LUNA Terra
19 +4% 50% 1.13 204M 340 NAKA Nakamoto Games
20 +8% 48% 1.06 1.06B 113 SUPER SuperVerse
21 +1% 1.29 1.15B 61 OM MANTRA
22 -1% 59.58 160M 265 TRB Tellor
23 -11% 55% 0.59 119M 460 DIA DIA
24 -24% 84% 0.03 34.7M 682 VIDT VIDT DAO
25 -2% 0.02 176M 296 USTC TerraClassicUSD
26 +3% 0.73 203M 237 SUSHI SushiSwap
27 -15% 2.95 318M 154 ETHW EthereumPoW
28 +3% 64% 0.82 475M 158 BNX BinaryX

The crypto market remains as predictable as ever… which is to say, completely unpredictable. Buckle up, because tomorrow is another day (and probably another rollercoaster ride). Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH… or their entire retirement savings.

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