- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $61306.57: āāāāāā
- The granddaddy of crypto is hanging on like a stubborn stain in a cheap motel. Maybe it’s waiting for the next halving…or maybe it’s just tired of hearing about Ethereum’s gas fees. Either way, it’s the reliable grandpa who always smells faintly of mothballs.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2375.37: āāāāāāā
- Ethereum, the overachieving younger sibling, is still trying to prove it’s not just riding Bitcoin’s coattails. Sure, it’s got DeFi and NFTs, but let’s be honest, it’s also the reason we need a whole dictionary to understand crypto slang.
- SOL (Solana)
- $139.73: āāāāā
- Solana, the hyped-up rookie, promised us the world. Fast transactions? Check. Low fees? Check. Constant outages and a community that’s one tweet away from a meltdown? Check and check. It’s like the friend who swears they can get you backstage, but ends up sneaking you into the janitor’s closet.
- FIL (Filecoin)
- $3.60: āāāā
- Filecoin, the decentralized storage solution, is like that storage unit you rent but never visit. Sure, it might have some hidden treasures, but it’s probably just filled with old Beanie Babies and broken dreams.
- TON (Toncoin)
- $5.34: āāā
- Toncoin: because when one messaging app just isn’t enough to stage a global crypto revolution. This coin is like that friend who always has a side hustle…that nobody understands or invests in.
Remember the great toilet paper wars of 2020? Well, the US dockworkers just reminded us who controls the high seas (and our bathroom breaks). A 62% raise? Someone’s been trading their cargo shorts for Lambos. The real question is, will this have the crypto market singing ‘Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!’ or are we about to witness a bidet boom? š¤
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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29% | 1.55 | 6.64B | 44 | OP | Optimism | |
| 1 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 2 |  |
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1 | 35.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 3 |  |
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1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
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1 | 69.5M | 449 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
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1 | 494M | 117 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 6 |  |
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1.02 | 1.02B | 70 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 7 |  |
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5.9 | 5.81B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 8 |  |
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56% | 0.52 | 52.3B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 9 |  |
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87% | 1446.25 | 1.45B | 56 | MKR | Maker | |
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 61306.6 | 1.29T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 11 |  |
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+1% | 2375.37 | 286B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 70% | 18.52 | 3.9B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 13 |  |
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+1% | 61266.9 | 9.31B | 9700 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 14 |  |
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+1% | 2378.33 | 23.3B | 9697 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 61405.1 | 4.01B | 9703 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.95B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 17 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.53B | 34 | XLM | Stellar |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 551.37 | 80.5B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 81% | 69.25 | 1.03B | 73 | QNT | Quant |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 139.73 | 81.9B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 21 |  |
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+1% | 0.38 | 3.79B | 64 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 64.36 | 5.41B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 0.08 | 2.39B | 41 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 0.16 | 13.6B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 25 |  |
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+2% | 0.16 | 13.7B | 9698 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 26 |  |
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+2% | 3.6 | 7.06B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
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+2% | 4.15 | 6.23B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 28 |  |
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+2% | 5.34 | 27.3B | 10 | TON | Toncoin |
The crypto market is currently stuck between a rock and a hard place (kind of like those who panic-bought toilet paper after one day of port closures). Will it soar like a dockworker’s salary or get flushed like a bad investment? Only time (and the whims of Elon Musk) will tell.