- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SHIB is like that friend who swears they’re going to be a millionaire someday, but they’re still working at the same dead-end job. It’s pumping today, but let’s be real, it’s probably just a bunch of bored teenagers trying to make a quick buck.
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cronos, huh? Sounds like a discount Greek god. It’s down bad, but maybe if they rename it to “ZeusCoin” it’ll moon.
- XMR (Monero)
- $146.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Monero, the privacy coin for people who have something to hide…like their terrible crypto portfolio! Jokes aside, privacy coins have their place, and XMR seems to be holding its own in this crazy market.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1456.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Maker, the OG DeFi darling, still kicking it with the big boys. It’s like the grandpa of the group, but don’t underestimate its power to still pull in the big bucks.
Remember the great toilet paper wars of 2024? Yeah, the crypto market makes that look like a calm day at the library. Speaking of essential utilities, looks like dockworkers are getting a 62% raise! Maybe they can use their newfound riches to pump some of these low-cap gems… or maybe just buy more toilet paper.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 69.5M | 450 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 494M | 118 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 1.03 | 1.03B | 69 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 3 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 69.6 | 1.04B | 74 | QNT | Quant |
| 4 |  |
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+2% | 87% | 1456.42 | 1.46B | 56 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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+3% | 4.49 | 1.76B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.95B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 0.08 | 2.4B | 41 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 8 |  |
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+3% | 0.05 | 2.63B | 9776 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 9 |  |
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+3% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.64B | 43 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 10 |  |
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+5% | 146.09 | 2.69B | 34 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
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+3% | 52% | 0.58 | 3.63B | 46 | MNT | Mantle |
| 12 |  |
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+2% | 0.38 | 3.8B | 65 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 13 |  |
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+2% | 70% | 18.58 | 3.91B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 61481.8 | 4.01B | 9701 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 15 |  |
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+5% | 8.26 | 4.33B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 16 |  |
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+2% | 59% | 0.09 | 4.55B | 33 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
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+2% | 89% | 64.48 | 5.42B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
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+5% | 0.55 | 5.54B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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+5% | 4.75 | 5.76B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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+1% | 5.93 | 5.84B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 22 |  |
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+2% | 4.15 | 6.23B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
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+2% | 94% | 321.37 | 6.75B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 24 |  |
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+2% | 29% | 1.56 | 6.71B | 44 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
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+4% | 6.78 | 6.78B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 3.62 | 7.09B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 61373.4 | 9.32B | 9698 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
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+5% | 0 | 9.95B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll question your sanity. But hey, at least it’s never boring! So buckle up, diamond hands, because this wild ride is far from over. Who knows, maybe one of these shitcoins will actually turn into a diamond… but probably not.