- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.54: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Kadena: Like that quiet kid in class who aces all the tests. Solid tech, impressive scalability, still under the radar. Buy, buy, buy! (This is not financial advice, it’s just me, a crypto-analyst, having fun)
- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $60562.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Rootstock: Trying to be Bitcoin with a side of smart contracts. Ambitious? Yes. Delicious? Jury’s still out. But hey, at least they’re not BONK.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- With a name like ‘BONK,’ this coin was destined to go one way: splat. It’s like watching a pigeon try to fly through a screen door. Repeatedly.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $32.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI: The new kid on the block with a name that sounds like a misspelled pasta dish. But hey, they’ve got a 100% circulating supply, which is more than we can say for some of these other clowns.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence? More like ‘Artificial Hype-ligence’. They’re promising the moon, but haven’t even figured out how to build a rocket ship yet.
Word on the street is the dockworkers are getting a 62% raise after a strike that threatened to disrupt the supply chain, and had everyone hoarding toilet paper like it was the apocalypse. Meanwhile, in the crypto-sphere, Kadena (KDA) is just vibing, oblivious to the chaos. Is it because they’re building a super-fast, infinitely scalable blockchain? Or are they just too busy laughing at the rest of us? 🤔
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
60562.7 | 1.27T | 9729 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 95% | 1.39 | 3.66B | 28 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
2496.52 | 3.55B | 9698 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 1.88B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+9% | 18.74 | 1.87B | 5678 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 5 |  |
 |
43% | 0.89 | 1.87B | 76 | CORE | Core | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.61 | 1.61B | 104 | RON | Ronin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 1% | 1.53 | 1.53B | 873 | DFG | Defigram |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.9 | 1.48B | 553 | MCT | Metacraft | |
| 9 |  |
 |
8% | 1.41 | 1.41B | 308 | MRS | Metars Genesis | |
| 10 |  |
 |
22% | 1.35 | 1.35B | 160 | ARKM | Arkham | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.12 | 1.18B | 1358 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 1.73 | 1.16B | 4577 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 13 |  |
 |
1.28 | 1.13B | 61 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 48% | 1.03 | 1.03B | 115 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 98% | 0.02 | 963M | 67 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 3.72 | 961M | 101 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.62 | 901M | 129 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.64 | 754M | 113 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 19 |  |
 |
57% | 7.62 | 754M | 127 | DEXE | DeXe | |
| 20 |  |
 |
8% | 0.73 | 734M | 491 | COL | Clash of Lilliput | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 168.86 | 731M | 9709 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 37% | 0.35 | 696M | 174 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 23 |  |
 |
100% | 32.68 | 686M | 90 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 671M | 96 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 618M | 153 | RSR | Reserve Rights | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 29% | 0.54 | 535M | 262 | KDA | Kadena |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 32% | 0.52 | 520M | 247 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 28 |  |
 |
0.46 | 519M | 112 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress, full of false promises and shattered dreams. It’s like that friend who always shows up late, smelling like regret and bad decisions, but you can’t help but love them anyway. So, strap in, hold onto your butts, and let’s see what fresh hell awaits us tomorrow.