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2024-10-04 Crypto Market: Where Even Toilet Paper Holds More Value

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is a runaway clown car today! We're diving deep into the latest data dump, particularly those 10M cryptos brave enough (or stupid enough) to weather the storm.

  • BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
    • $0.36: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin 2? More like Bitcoin’s awkward second cousin who keeps showing up to family reunions uninvited. 82% gain in a week? Must’ve found grandpa’s stash of Bitcoin.
  • KSP (KLAYswap Protocol)
    • $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • KLAYswap Protocol, trying to sound all sophisticated. But with a 33% pump today, it’s acting more like that one friend who gets way too hyped on cheap energy drinks.
  • WXT (Wirex Token)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐
    • Wirex Token is down bad. This token is cheaper than a pack of gum, and about as useful right now.
  • DOME (Everdome)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Everdome? More like Everdoom. This thing is circling the drain faster than a goldfish in a toilet bowl.
  • VERI (Veritaseum)
    • $18.76: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Veritaseum sounds like a prescription drug for crypto anxiety. Ironically, it might be the only one keeping its cool in this market. Maybe those port workers are secretly buying it with their hefty raises.

Remember those port worker strikes? Well, those fine folks secured themselves a 62% raise! Meanwhile, in the land of digital assets, some of these cryptos are struggling to hold onto a 6% gain. Coincidence? I think not. Maybe they should unionize, elect a dude with a $10k gold chain as their leader, and threaten to flush the internet down the digital toilet.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +33% 63% 0.24 30.5M 792 KSP KLAYswap Protocol
1 +23% 87% 0.36 7.54M 1191 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
2 +22% 100% 0.01 60.1M 492 WXT Wirex Token
3 +22% 64% 0.25 25.8M 842 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
4 +20% 21% 0.16 298M 468 FX Function X
5 +15% 0.72 181M 277 MOB MobileCoin
6 +15% 37.06 22.5M 858 KWENTA Kwenta
7 +15% 100% 0.16 19.3M 790 ZERC zkRace
8 +13% 82% 0 25.1M 775 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
9 +13% 36% 0 58.6M 766 TARA Taraxa
10 +12% 0.04 37.7M 602 DNT district0x
11 +9% 38% 0.02 19.6M 1143 LA LATOKEN
12 +9% 0.01 610K 1920 DREP Drep [new]
13 +8% 15% 0 57.7M 1086 DC Dogechain
14 +8% 18.76 1.88B 5700 VERI Veritaseum
15 +7% 48% 1.05 1.05B 113 SUPER SuperVerse
16 +6% 0.01 131M 292 REEF Reef
17 +6% 0.01 15.9M 900 MDX Mdex
18 +6% 0.07 71M 702 AVINOC AVINOC
19 +5% 82% 6.57 71M 500 DESO Decentralized Social
20 +5% 60% 0.1 99.8M 490 ALEX ALEX Lab
21 +5% 7% 0.09 922M 460 CET CoinEx Token
22 +5% 83% 1.49 130M 331 RLC iExec RLC
23 +5% 58% 0.14 40.6M 747 CHESS Tranchess
24 +4% 58% 0 990K 1935 LYRA Lyra
25 +4% 0.07 67.9M 478 POLY Polymath
26 +4% 0.69 73.7M 419 USDX USDX [Kava]
27 +4% 0.01 1.17M 1746 GRV Grove Coin
28 +4% 18% 0 22.9M 1315 DOME Everdome

So, there you have it, folks: another day, another crypto rollercoaster. The takeaway? Don’t quit your day job just yet, unless you’re really good at using those port-a-potties. The future of finance is uncertain, but at least we have toilet paper… for now.

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