- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $61466.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s flatter than a pancake after a steamroller. Even my grandma’s knitting circle is getting more action.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin’s up 2%? Must be Elon tweeting about his dog again. This rollercoaster is getting old, even for a meme coin.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s looking surprisingly lively for a Tuesday. Maybe it’s time to short toilet paper and go all-in on LINK?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2384.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s stuck in a rut, kind of like that one friend who still uses a flip phone. Wake me up when it hits $3k.
- SOL (Solana)
- $139.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana’s trying to climb out of the bargain bin. Let’s hope it doesn’t crash and burn like usual.
Word on the street is the dockworkers are getting a 62% raise. Talk about making it rain! They must be loading up on Dogecoin in celebration. Everyone else is panic-buying toilet paper like it’s the apocalypse. Maybe they should invest in some Dogecoin instead?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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94% | 61466.4 | 1.29T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
2384.48 | 287B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
139.62 | 81.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
550.26 | 80.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
56% | 0.52 | 52.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 35.6B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.34 | 27.3B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
2382.85 | 23.4B | 9694 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.11 | 15.8B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 77% | 0.35 | 15.7B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.16 | 13.7B | 9695 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.16 | 13.6B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+2% | 41.22 | 12.4B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 56% | 25.29 | 18.1B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 10.97 | 11B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 9.86B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+6% | 8.65 | 9.68B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
61252.3 | 9.3B | 9697 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
3.6 | 7.06B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
+2% | 6.77 | 6.77B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 21 |  |
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29% | 1.55 | 6.68B | 44 | OP | Optimism | |
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 321.44 | 6.75B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.14 | 6.22B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
5.89 | 5.81B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 4.7 | 5.7B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.55 | 5.5B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 64.45 | 5.41B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai |
Crypto’s about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and you’re left wondering what the hell just happened. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find a working bidet before the apocalypse hits.