- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like BONK, it’s either going to the moon or zero. Given the current market sentiment, I’m leaning towards a slow, sad bonk. But hey, 8 billion coins? That’s enough for everyone to have a participation trophy in this dumpster fire.
- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Down 71% in a week? Oof, someone needs to call a plumber because that’s a Yield App leak even a golden toilet can’t fix. Maybe they should’ve diversified into bidets like that genius on the toilet paper thread.
- ETHW (EthereumPoW)
- $2.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- While most cryptos are clinging onto their value like a dockworker to his 62% raise, EthereumPoW is laughing from its pile of digital cash. Maybe those port workers know a thing or two about picking winners, eh?
- LYXe (LUKSO [Old])
- $1.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LUKSO [Old] - sounds like a forgotten boy band from the 90s. Trading sideways while the market tanks? That’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a Cybertruck’s rearview camera.
The crypto streets are paved with red today, mirroring the faces of those who thought stocking up on toilet paper because of a 3-day port strike was a good idea. Maybe they should’ve invested in BONK instead, am I right? It’s down, but hey, at least it’s not two-ply. Speaking of dips, let’s see which cryptos need an adult diaper today.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-90% | 88% | 0 | 204K | 2248 | YLD | Yield App |
| 1 |  |
 |
-29% | 0.01 | 14.9M | 882 | VITE | VITE | |
| 2 |  |
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-29% | 0.01 | 814K | 1849 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 3 |  |
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-25% | 0 | 35K | 2512 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
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-24% | 2% | 0.01 | 14.7M | 2024 | GF | GuildFi |
| 5 |  |
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-24% | 0.04 | 156M | 767 | APX | APX | |
| 6 |  |
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-23% | 14% | 0.13 | 13.5M | 1574 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 7 |  |
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-21% | 0.03 | 34M | 637 | CLV | CLV | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-19% | 99% | 0 | 22M | 760 | KEY | SelfKey |
| 9 |  |
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-17% | 0.06 | 59.8M | 512 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 10 |  |
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-14% | 2.95 | 318M | 151 | ETHW | EthereumPoW | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-14% | 0 | 4M | 1347 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-13% | 80% | 1.62 | 104M | 387 | PHB | Phoenix |
| 13 |  |
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-12% | 0.03 | 28.8M | 1259 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 14 |  |
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-12% | 68% | 0.01 | 102M | 442 | CUDOS | CUDOS |
| 15 |  |
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-12% | 0 | 1.85B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 16 |  |
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-12% | 64% | 0.04 | 35.9M | 749 | GOG | Guild of Guardians |
| 17 |  |
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-12% | 14% | 0 | 1.05M | 2286 | PTS | Petals |
| 18 |  |
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-12% | 0 | 2.71M | 1956 | THN | Throne | |
| 19 |  |
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-12% | 77% | 0.02 | 86.3M | 455 | DAG | Constellation |
| 20 |  |
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-11% | 15% | 0 | 13.8M | 1546 | AGLA | Angola |
| 21 |  |
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-11% | 52% | 0 | 3.57M | 1586 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 22 |  |
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-10% | 87% | 0 | 1.78M | 1645 | DOCK | Dock |
| 23 |  |
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-10% | 86% | 0.07 | 28.2M | 738 | VAI | VAIOT |
| 24 |  |
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-10% | 30% | 0.06 | 6.08M | 1598 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 25 |  |
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-10% | 0 | 29.9M | 1462 | NVIR | NvirWorld | |
| 26 |  |
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-10% | 55% | 0.59 | 117M | 462 | DIA | DIA |
| 27 |  |
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-10% | 84% | 0.04 | 41.4M | 631 | VIDT | VIDT DAO |
| 28 |  |
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-10% | 1.46 | 146M | 4478 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] |
The crypto market is like a bad game of roulette right now - spin the wheel and see what random outcome you get. My advice? Take a page from the WSB playbook: buy the dip, stock up on Pepto Bismol, and hope for the best.