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2024-10-04 Market Dumpster Dive: 10M Edition

Buckle up, buttercups, it's time for another crypto market meltdown analysis! We're diving headfirst into the bargain bin of altcoins with fully diluted market caps under 10 million bucks. Someone's gotta sort through these digital pennies, right?

  • YLD (Yield App)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Down 90%? This one’s about as appealing as a week-old burrito bowl. Did someone forget to pay the hosting fees?
  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • A 16% drop in 24 hours? This Vega’s flying straight into the Bermuda Triangle of crypto. Don’t even think about catching this falling knife.
  • THN (Throne)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • With a name like Throne and a performance like this, it’s clear this project’s aspirations are a tad…ambitious. Maybe it’s time to melt this throne down for scrap metal.
  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hey look, a green candle! Is RGT the lone survivor in this sea of red, or is this just a dead cat bounce? Time will tell, but I’m not holding my breath.
  • STRM (StreamCoin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Another day, another streaming platform trying to cash in on the crypto craze. I’d rather binge-watch paint dry than gamble on this one.

Speaking of pennies, looks like someone on WallStreetBets just blew their retirement fund trying to day trade. Maybe they should have invested in a solid index fund instead of chasing memecoins, am I right? Anyways, let’s see if any of these 10M gems are worthy of a YOLO or if they’re destined for the same fate as that guy’s 401k…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.05 0 4219 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -3% 3% 0.02 406M 951 EXRD e-Radix
2 19% 0 20.3K 2655 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 -25% 0 35K 2510 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 0 138K 2298 RFR Refereum
5 79% 0 178K 2292 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 -90% 88% 0 204K 2246 YLD Yield App
7 -4% 99% 0 456K 2006 MARO Maro
8 +4% 0 521K 2029 PLAY Play Token
9 +2% 0.01 569K 1930 DREP Drep [new]
10 -3% 89% 0.01 718K 1903 WTC Waltonchain
11 -16% 0.01 832K 1841 VEGA Vega Protocol
12 -3% 58% 0 989K 1928 LYRA Lyra
13 -9% 14% 0 1.04M 2286 PTS Petals
14 +3% 0.01 1.17M 1744 GRV Grove Coin
15 -5% 69% 0 1.8M 1705 TAMA Tamadoge
16 0 1.43M 1672 REV Revain
17 -4% 97% 0.01 1.45M 1677 WAIT Hourglass
18 -8% 87% 0 1.79M 1641 DOCK Dock
19 -10% 57% 0 1.78M 1773 EPX Ellipsis
20 +2% 83% 0 1.78M 1664 BWO Battle World
21 +1% 0.16 1.95M 1572 RGT Rari Governance Token
22 59% 0 3.89M 1528 QOM Shiba Predator
23 -12% 0 2.72M 1950 THN Throne
24 +4% 0.01 2.81M 1560 VTS Veritise
25 +5% 54% 0 2.82M 1652 SSG SOMESING
26 65% 0 2.83M 1590 RFOX RFOX
27 79% 0 3.09M 1509 FOR ForTube
28 -7% 49% 0 3.1M 1655 STRM StreamCoin

Well, folks, there you have it - a glimpse into the wild world of micro-cap cryptos. It seems like the only thing pumping these days is the price of toilet paper, thanks to those port workers flexing their union muscles. Maybe they’ll use their hefty raises to buy the dip…or maybe they’ll just buy more toilet paper. 🤷‍♂️

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