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2024-10-07 Bear Cryptos 10M

Crypto is down bad, uninstalling the app to manifest those 10k gains like that Reddit guy... BRB in a year.

  • AVINOC (AVINOC)
    • $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Avinoc… more like A-CRY-noc, amirite? Down 10% today. Should we tell them about the dead portfolio strategy?
  • BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
    • $0.30: ⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin 2? More like 😴😴😴. Even the name is unoriginal. It’s up 4% this week though, so maybe there’s hope for unoriginality after all.
  • STRK (Strike)
    • $7.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Strike while the iron is hot? More like Strike while everyone else is striking out. This one’s flat for the week, a rare sign of strength in this bloodbath.
  • KWENTA (Kwenta)
    • $32.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Kwenta sounds like a dating app for crypto bros. ‘Hey girl, are you a stablecoin? Because I wanna peg you.’ Down 5% this week, but hey, at least they’re not down 40% like AGLA.

Remember that Reddit guy who made bank by forgetting he had invested in RKLB? This market is making us consider deleting our apps too! Bitcoin, our usual punching bag, isn’t even on the list today. Is it even a bear market if Bitcoin isn’t leading the charge down under?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -10% 0.06 64.6M 744 AVINOC AVINOC
1 -10% 87% 0.3 6.31M 1264 BTC2 Bitcoin 2
2 -10% 54% 0 2.68M 1689 SSG SOMESING
3 -8% 63% 0.2 25.8M 872 KSP KLAYswap Protocol
4 -8% 0 22.7M 778 BIDR BIDR
5 -7% 81% 7.21 47.2M 619 STRK Strike
6 -7% 0.66 70.6M 452 USDX USDX [Kava]
7 -7% 15% 0 11.7M 1603 AGLA Angola
8 -6% 2.73 109M 722 UQC Uquid Coin
9 -6% 11% 0 201M 762 DEL Decimal
10 -6% 76% 0.02 18.8M 914 XWC WhiteCoin
11 -5% 0.04 51.8M 800 XCHNG Chainge
12 -5% 0.03 27.9M 728 NXRA Nexera
13 -5% 0.01 11.5M 1137 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
14 -5% 0 2.59M 1980 THN Throne
15 -5% 0.16 78M 613 ALEPH Aleph.im
16 -4% 0.05 4.03M 1361 FSN Fusion
17 -4% 0.05 54M 554 POLY Polymath
18 -4% 37% 0 17.7M 1202 YOOSHI YooShi
19 -4% 50% 0.25 24.6M 961 STT Statter Network
20 -4% 32.57 19.8M 926 KWENTA Kwenta
21 -4% 0.05 9.85M 1226 MLT MILC Platform
22 -4% 0.67 15.7M 1145 GET GET Protocol
23 -4% 100% 0 4.14M 1355 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
24 -4% 80% 0.07 70.9M 518 NYM NYM
25 -3% 100% 0.15 18.4M 828 ZERC zkRace
26 -3% 0.12 1.21B 1363 CBG Chainbing
27 -3% 0.03 33.5M 1123 SRM Serum
28 -3% 38% 0.02 17.4M 1197 LA LATOKEN

This market is making even the most optimistic crypto-enthusiast consider a career change. Maybe we should all become influencers and shill useless tokens. It seems to be the only way to make money in crypto these days. 🤷‍♂️

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