- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like ‘BONK,’ you know this one’s either going to the moon or crashing back down to earth faster than you can say ‘rugpull.’ Up 11% today? Must be feeling frisky. Time to YOLO the rent money? Not so fast, Sparky. Remember, a bonk’s only fun for one party involved.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence Alliance? Sounds like a rejected plotline from ‘Terminator,’ but hey, at least it’s less ominous than ‘Skynet,’ right? Up 9% and hanging tough in the top 30. Is this the rise of the machines or just another pump-and-dump scheme? Place your bets, folks.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.64: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, you trying to be cool by being expensive? Guess what? My grandma’s dentures cost more than you. Sure, you’re up 12% and nestled comfortably in the top 100. But with a name that sounds like a misspelling of ‘ordinary,’ I’m not holding my breath.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aw, look, it’s Baby Doge! Cuteness overload or a sign of desperation in the crypto world? Don’t let those puppy-dog eyes fool you, this meme coin’s down bad. You’re better off flushing your money down the toilet. At least you’ll get a satisfying flush sound for your troubles.
Hold your horses, Redditors! Remember that time someone uninstalled their trading app, forgot about it for a year, and came back to a small fortune in RKLB (Rocket Lab)? Yeah, that’s not happening for most of you. Today’s crypto market makes RKLB look like a stable long-term investment. Let’s unpack this digital dumpster fire.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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0.21 | 212M | 233 | CVC | Civic | ||
| 1 |  |
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+11% | 0 | 2.13B | 51 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 2 |  |
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+9% | 95% | 1.52 | 4B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 3 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.52 | 95.1M | 371 | ARK | Ark | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+36% | 5.64 | 28.2M | 714 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 5 |  |
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+12% | 100% | 37.64 | 790M | 85 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.08 | 380M | 145 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+14% | 22% | 1.55 | 1.55B | 152 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 8 |  |
 |
+5% | 100% | 0.09 | 89.3M | 395 | ARDR | Ardor |
| 9 |  |
 |
+4% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.01B | 69 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 10 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.1 | 126M | 350 | BORA | BORA | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+14% | 2.07 | 20.7M | 1039 | ATM | Atletico De Madrid Fan Token | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+7% | 50% | 1.23 | 221M | 338 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 13 |  |
 |
+3% | 3.96 | 1.02B | 100 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.06 | 74.9M | 461 | LOOM | Loom Network | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+9% | 1.45 | 1.29B | 62 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.03 | 298M | 374 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.02 | 726M | 94 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.02 | 195M | 298 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.48 | 478M | 248 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 39% | 0.32 | 320M | 311 | ONG | Ontology Gas |
| 21 |  |
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-3% | 55% | 0.82 | 165M | 383 | DIA | DIA |
| 22 |  |
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-7% | 81% | 7.06 | 46.1M | 620 | STRK | Strike |
| 23 |  |
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+2% | 18% | 2.95 | 88.5M | 869 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 24 |  |
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+6% | 64.83 | 174M | 260 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.39 | 458M | 180 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+14% | 53% | 0.01 | 55.5M | 698 | AHT | AhaToken |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 117M | 328 | REEF | Reef | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+15% | 0 | 432M | 157 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
So, there you have it, folks! The crypto market today is a mixed bag of headscratchers, meme-fueled fever dreams, and the occasional glimmer of hope. Moral of the story? Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, and for goodness sake, don’t take financial advice from a blog post that quotes Reddit comments. Happy trading (or not)!