- OG (OG Fan Token)
- $5.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Apparently, being an OG fan of something is profitable these days. Who knew nostalgia was such a lucrative market? Maybe I should dig up my old Pogs collection.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- The name says it all. With a 24-hour change barely registering on the Richter scale, this coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe it will pick up… or maybe it will just keep on ‘bonking’.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Despite the cute name, this one’s about as far from ‘Doge’ as you can get. It’s down bad, and by ‘down bad’ I mean it’s making me question the life choices that led me to analyze this.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name that sounds like it was generated by a bot on caffeine, this coin is somehow up 20% in 24 hours. It’s a chaotic world out there, folks.
Speaking of questionable financial decisions, remember that Reddit user who made 10k by accidentally leaving their money in RKLB for a year? Turns out, our 10M list has a few contenders for accidental-millionaire status - some with names that even a drunken Wall Street banker wouldn’t touch. Buckle up, buttercups, it’s about to get bumpy.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+162% | 0 | 73.4K | 2430 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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+34% | 5.71 | 28.6M | 713 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 2 |  |
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+32% | 0.03 | 40.8M | 598 | ASM | Assemble AI | |
| 3 |  |
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+24% | 54% | 0 | 8.31M | 1314 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 4 |  |
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+20% | 81% | 2.06 | 132M | 347 | PHB | Phoenix |
| 5 |  |
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+20% | 99% | 0.19 | 192M | 244 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 6 |  |
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+18% | 0.12 | 118M | 335 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 7 |  |
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+16% | 22% | 1.55 | 1.55B | 152 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 8 |  |
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+14% | 0 | 430M | 157 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 9 |  |
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+14% | 53% | 0.01 | 55.7M | 695 | AHT | AhaToken |
| 10 |  |
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+14% | 28% | 0.08 | 77.3M | 786 | AXEL | AXEL |
| 11 |  |
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+13% | 2.05 | 20.5M | 1043 | ATM | Atletico De Madrid Fan Token | |
| 12 |  |
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+12% | 12% | 0.12 | 124M | 896 | ALT | Alitas |
| 13 |  |
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+12% | 0 | 2.13B | 52 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 14 |  |
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+12% | 0.01 | 713M | 148 | RSR | Reserve Rights | |
| 15 |  |
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+12% | 53% | 0.01 | 44.8M | 759 | AMB | AirDAO |
| 16 |  |
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+10% | 0.5 | 92.5M | 378 | ARK | Ark | |
| 17 |  |
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+10% | 100% | 36.97 | 776M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 18 |  |
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+10% | 64% | 0.33 | 34.9M | 779 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 19 |  |
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+10% | 95% | 1.52 | 4B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 20 |  |
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+10% | 0 | 77.7M | 465 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 21 |  |
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+10% | 83% | 0.13 | 134M | 338 | CTSI | Cartesi |
| 22 |  |
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+9% | 52% | 0 | 4M | 1570 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 23 |  |
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+9% | 0 | 410K | 2109 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 24 |  |
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+9% | 0 | 14.4M | 963 | TROY | TROY | |
| 25 |  |
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+9% | 66% | 15.41 | 170M | 334 | NMR | Numeraire |
| 26 |  |
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+9% | 74% | 0.48 | 120M | 392 | SYN | Synapse |
| 27 |  |
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+9% | 0.48 | 484M | 245 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 28 |  |
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+9% | 0.01 | 119M | 366 | ALI | Artificial Liquid Intelligence |
So, the crypto market’s looking about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a rollercoaster. My advice? Invest wisely, or at least hilariously. Because if you’re going down, you might as well go down in flames…of laughter. Or something like that.