- LINK (Chainlink)
- $11.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the oracle of our digital destinies. Steady as she goes, but let’s be honest, it’s still less predictable than a Magic 8-Ball after a tequila shot.
- NEAR (NEAR Protocol)
- $5.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- NEAR, up 7% in 24 hours? Someone must have whispered ‘blockchain’ in Elon’s ear again. Don’t get too excited, this could be a pump-and-dump worthy of WallStreetBets.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Shiba Inu, the meme coin that just won’t quit. Up 3% this week, proving that even a dog-themed token can have its day. Just don’t bet your Dogehouse on it.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $62979.76: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, is up again. Remember when people said it was dead? They were probably just trying to buy the dip. This digital dinosaur is here to stay, at least until the next ice age.
Hold on to your rocket emojis, folks! Remember that Reddit post where a guy made bank by forgetting he had a trading app? Yeah, turns out timing the market is for hamsters on a wheel. This is crypto, where long-term often means surviving the next tweetstorm. Today’s data is a mixed bag of digital delights and blockchain blunders, so strap in and let’s see who’s winning (and losing) this week. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not us.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+7% | 5.08 | 6.17B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+6% | 7.23 | 7.23B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 2 |  |
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+4% | 29% | 1.65 | 7.09B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 3 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 10.6B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 4 |  |
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+3% | 1.09 | 1.09B | 70 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 56% | 26.84 | 19.2B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 0.11 | 16.3B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 3.72 | 7.29B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 8 |  |
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+2% | 146.65 | 86B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 9 |  |
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+2% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.03B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 10 |  |
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+2% | 75% | 0.05 | 2.69B | 43 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 77% | 0.36 | 16B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 12 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.05 | 2.7B | 9767 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 62994.5 | 4.11B | 9694 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 62861.8 | 9.51B | 9690 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 62979.8 | 1.32T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 569.7 | 83.1B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 2450.17 | 295B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 2447.85 | 24B | 9687 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 0.56 | 5.55B | 45 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
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11.35 | 11.4B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 21 |  |
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52% | 0.6 | 3.73B | 46 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 22 |  |
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8.27 | 4.33B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 23 |  |
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4.17 | 6.26B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 24 |  |
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56% | 0.53 | 53.4B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 25 |  |
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5.23 | 26.7B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 26 |  |
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4.59 | 1.79B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 27 |  |
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0.15 | 13.5B | 9688 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 28 |  |
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94% | 323.93 | 6.8B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
The crypto market, ladies and gentlemen – a thrilling combination of unbridled optimism and impending doom. One minute you’re swimming in digital riches, the next you’re rummaging for spare Satoshis. So, will today be a Lambo day or a ramen day? Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of ‘As the Blockchain Turns.’