- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BONK, you say? With a 12% spike in this economy? This dog-themed meme coin is either the future of finance or the punchline to a very expensive joke. Either way, we’re morbidly curious to see where this rollercoaster goes. Buckle up, buttercup!
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, the OG inscription coin, is strutting around like it owns the blockchain. 12% gains? Not too shabby. Still, remember what they say about the bigger they are, the harder they fall… and we’re feeling gravity might be a real b*tch soon.
- NTRN (Neutron)
- $0.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- NTRN is up 2%?! Turns out, space is still the place for making money, even if it’s just a few pennies at a time. Hold on tight, because this rocket’s fueled up and ready to blast off… or maybe just sputter out on the launchpad like usual.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ARKM, like its namesake, is shrouded in mystery… and a 15% gain? Someone’s definitely hiding something in this bat-cave. Maybe a killer trading algorithm, maybe a pile of dirty stablecoins… who knows? We’ll be watching you, ARKM…
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.19: ⭐
- Oh honey, no. Just… no. With a name like that, you’re lucky you even registered on the blockchain. 20% pump? Must be some desperate souls out there trying to relive their childhood (or hoping for a Hogwarts letter).
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember our boy who bragged about making 10k on RKLB after forgetting about his portfolio for a year? Well, guess what? NTRN (Neutron), the rocket fuel to RKLB’s slow-moving moon rocket, is up 2% today. Coincidence? We think not. Time to fire up those Robinhood accounts, kids!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+15% | 22% | 1.56 | 1.56B | 152 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.07 | 7.6M | 1151 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+1% | 100% | 5.75 | 5.75M | 1253 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
50% | 0.25 | 24.6M | 965 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+2% | 28% | 0.41 | 410M | 327 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+3% | 63% | 0 | 9.32M | 1243 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 68.5M | 481 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+20% | 99% | 0.19 | 194M | 243 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+12% | 100% | 37.62 | 790M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+4% | 82% | 0 | 71.9M | 508 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 20.3K | 2655 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+3% | 2616.37 | 3.72B | 9686 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+5% | 32% | 0.56 | 557M | 249 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
 |
+9% | 0 | 77.3M | 466 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+4% | 0 | 419K | 2101 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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+8% | 0.19 | 572M | 250 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.01 | 84.7M | 452 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
0.15 | 154M | 872 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.03 | 27.5M | 735 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.06 | 5.69M | 1272 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
 |
4% | 0.01 | 55.2M | 1521 | HVH | HAVAH | |
| 21 |  |
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+3% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.53M | 1344 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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+4% | 43% | 0.96 | 2.01B | 76 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 30% | 0.02 | 177M | 533 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
 |
0 | 15.4M | 925 | NEXA | Nexa | ||
| 25 |  |
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86% | 0.14 | 142M | 319 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.04 | 22.8M | 1194 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 1.21M | 1749 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 2.14B | 51 | BONK | Bonk |
So, there you have it, folks! Another day, another crypto-circus. Is the market irrational? Absolutely. Are we still playing? You bet your sweet satoshis we are. After all, someone has to pay for the lambo fuel, right? Just remember, kids: don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, and always DYOR (that’s ‘Do Your Own Research’, for the newbies). This is not financial advice.