- OG (OG Fan Token)
- $12.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Look, if you’re relying on OG Fan Token for retirement, you might want to reconsider your life choices. 112% gain in 24 hours? That’s like winning a goldfish at the carnival - momentarily exciting, ultimately meaningless.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- With a name like ‘BONK,’ it should’ve been obvious this coin was going to hit its head on the way down. Time to pack it up and ship it to the Island of Misfit Coins.
- SANTOS (Santos FC Fan Token)
- $4.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Even with a 63% surge, this fan token is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. But hey, at least your portfolio will match your jersey when your team inevitably disappoints you this season.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI’s holding strong like a stubborn toddler refusing to nap. Could be a sign of strength, or just a prelude to a meltdown of epic proportions. Either way, I’m grabbing the popcorn.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BabyDoge? More like BabyDon’t. Seriously, with all the ‘Baby’ coins out there, it’s like a bad reality show with no end in sight.
Apparently, forgetting you own stock is the best investment strategy, at least according to some dude who just found 150 TSLA shares in his Roth account after 10 years! Maybe we should all start forgetting about our crypto wallets, who knows what riches we might stumble upon in a decade. In the meantime, let’s dissect today’s crypto carnage and see which coins are riding high and which ones are destined for the dumpster fire of despair.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+112% | 12 | 60M | 574 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 1 |  |
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-19% | 0.17 | 170M | 254 | CVC | Civic | |
| 2 |  |
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-7% | 0 | 1.96B | 54 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 3 |  |
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-4% | 95% | 1.45 | 3.82B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
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+19% | 0.04 | 357M | 327 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 5 |  |
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0.08 | 383M | 144 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 6 |  |
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+63% | 18% | 4.82 | 145M | 722 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 7 |  |
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-5% | 100% | 35.69 | 749M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 8 |  |
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-8% | 0.47 | 87M | 390 | ARK | Ark | |
| 9 |  |
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-7% | 22% | 1.44 | 1.44B | 158 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 10 |  |
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+40% | 21% | 1.92 | 76.7M | 862 | LAZIO | S.S. Lazio Fan Token |
| 11 |  |
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-2% | 3.87 | 1B | 102 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 12 |  |
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-6% | 0.02 | 183M | 301 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 53% | 0 | 50.6M | 718 | AHT | AhaToken |
| 14 |  |
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+25% | 28% | 1.58 | 63.3M | 834 | ALPINE | Alpine F1 Team Fan Token |
| 15 |  |
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+5% | 64% | 0.76 | 442M | 168 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 16 |  |
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+3% | 0.5 | 495M | 243 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 17 |  |
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-5% | 98% | 0.02 | 963M | 71 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 0.37 | 444M | 183 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 19 |  |
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-5% | 0.02 | 689M | 96 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 20 |  |
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+26% | 18% | 1.78 | 71.4M | 953 | PORTO | FC Porto Fan Token |
| 21 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 442M | 154 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 50% | 1.19 | 214M | 338 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 23 |  |
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+3% | 3.31 | 357M | 150 | ETHW | EthereumPoW | |
| 24 |  |
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0.02 | 385M | 240 | SUN | Sun (New) | ||
| 25 |  |
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-9% | 55% | 0.75 | 149M | 410 | DIA | DIA |
| 26 |  |
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-5% | 90% | 0.01 | 127M | 325 | IQ | IQ |
| 27 |  |
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48% | 1.07 | 1.07B | 115 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 28 |  |
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-4% | 1.39 | 1.24B | 60 | OM | MANTRA |
The crypto market’s like that friend who constantly brags about their ‘sure thing’ investment scheme but then cries when it inevitably crashes and burns. Buckle up, buttercups, the ride’s just getting started. Don’t forget to tip your waitress, she’s probably got a more diversified portfolio than you. 😂