- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: āāāāāāā
- Ah, BONK. The name alone screams ‘I’m here for a good time, not a long time,’ kinda like that guy who just dumped all his NVDA stock for a measly 20% gain. But hey, with a 24-hour volume like that, maybe this pup’s got some fight left in it yet.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $36.17: āāāāāāāā
- Okay, ORDI, you’re our overachiever this week. While everyone else is busy losing their shirts, you’re chilling with a decent gain. Are you the quiet kid in the corner who’s secretly a millionaire? We’re watching you… š
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.43: āāāāā
- ARKM, you’re down 8%? Yawn. That’s like, a Tuesday in the crypto world. Get back to us when you’ve got a sob story worthy of r/wallstreetbets, like losing your life savings on a shroom-induced trading spree.
- CORE (Core)
- $0.92: āāāāāā
- CORE, you’re like that friend who always says they’re going to the gym but never actually goes. All that talk about revolutionizing something, but where’s the action? Pump those numbers up!
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.19: āāā
- With a name like that, it’s a miracle you’re even on the list. Are you even trying, or are you just here for the memes? This one’s for the true degens out there.
Hold onto your lambo funds, folks, because apparently throwing $250k at NVDA on a whim is the new ‘investment strategy’ according to WSB. While everyone’s busy chasing those green gains, we’re wading knee-deep in the 10M cryptos trying to find a diamond in the rough. And by diamond, we mean anything that hasn’t completely tanked since last Tuesday.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-8% | 22% | 1.43 | 1.43B | 158 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.07 | 7.72M | 1141 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-6% | 100% | 5.39 | 5.39M | 1266 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 50% | 0.24 | 24M | 967 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 28% | 0.39 | 390M | 329 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 63% | 0 | 9.14M | 1244 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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0 | 68.8M | 473 | SNEK | Snek | ||
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 99% | 0.19 | 190M | 243 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-3% | 100% | 36.17 | 760M | 84 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 82% | 0 | 72.8M | 502 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 20.3K | 2664 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 2560.48 | 3.64B | 9700 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-5% | 32% | 0.53 | 529M | 249 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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-6% | 0 | 72.3M | 478 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 427K | 2111 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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-6% | 0.18 | 537M | 255 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 83.7M | 448 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
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0.15 | 154M | 865 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
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-5% | 0.03 | 25.8M | 749 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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-12% | 0.05 | 4.97M | 1301 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 4% | 0.01 | 53.3M | 1533 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.38M | 1348 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 43% | 0.92 | 1.94B | 75 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-3% | 30% | 0.02 | 172M | 539 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 14.6M | 943 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-10% | 86% | 0.13 | 127M | 331 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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-5% | 0.04 | 21.6M | 1212 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.01 | 1.21M | 1751 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 1.96B | 54 | BONK | Bonk |
So, the crypto market is about as predictable as ever: volatile, meme-driven, and full of people who probably shouldn’t be giving financial advice (we’re looking at you, shroom guy). But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? Right? š¤