- VEGA (Vega Protocol)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- Vega Protocol decided to one-up China’s stock market by tanking 73% in a week. Someone tell those WSB degens to short this, maybe they can finally afford real noodles.
- OG (OG Fan Token)
- $7.91: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- OG Fan Token, the token for ’true gamers,’ is up 180% this week. Either esports just got a massive cash injection, or someone’s grandma bought the wrong OG.
- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Yield App, down 77% for the week. The only yielding happening here is to the grim reaper of crypto charts.
- BRISE (Bitgert)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Bitgert, with more zeros in its price than a Warren Buffet bank statement, is somehow still a thing. At this point, it’s just a charity for those who can’t handle FOMO.
- MULTI (Multichain)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Multichain, living up to its name by chaining itself to a sinking ship this week. Even a Scrooge McDuck pool of cash can’t save this downtrend.
China’s stock market is ’eggrolling’ investors, making some folks on WSB wish they had instant noodles for dinner. But hey, at least it’s not as bad as [COIN SYMBOL HERE]… yet. Let’s see what nuggets of wisdom, or despair, we can mine from this data.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-66% | 0.01 | 689K | 1917 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-32% | 19% | 0 | 13.6K | 2677 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions |
| 2 |  |
 |
-32% | 7.91 | 39.5M | 682 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-25% | 88% | 0 | 536K | 2016 | YLD | Yield App |
| 4 |  |
 |
-23% | 0 | 1.12M | 1765 | REV | Revain | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-20% | 64% | 0.24 | 25.1M | 869 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 6 |  |
 |
-18% | 14% | 0.14 | 13.8M | 1589 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 7 |  |
 |
-16% | 81% | 0.14 | 137M | 331 | LCX | LCX |
| 8 |  |
 |
-15% | 21% | 1.53 | 61.2M | 946 | LAZIO | S.S. Lazio Fan Token |
| 9 |  |
 |
-14% | 99% | 0 | 379K | 2085 | MARO | Maro |
| 10 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.1 | 97.6M | 374 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-12% | 18% | 3.65 | 110M | 805 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 12 |  |
 |
-11% | 2.33 | 46.6M | 707 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.07 | 32.6M | 663 | UPP | Sentinel Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-11% | 50% | 1.07 | 193M | 361 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 15 |  |
 |
-10% | 62% | 0.24 | 25.2M | 877 | MONA | MonaCoin |
| 16 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.27 | 13.4M | 943 | VXV | Vectorspace AI | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-10% | 18% | 1.57 | 62.7M | 1003 | PORTO | FC Porto Fan Token |
| 18 |  |
 |
-10% | 1.5 | 29.9M | 1054 | ACM | AC Milan Fan Token | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 13.5M | 967 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-9% | 81% | 1.89 | 121M | 352 | PHB | Phoenix |
| 21 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 71.3M | 706 | BRISE | Bitgert | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.45 | 83.3M | 405 | ARK | Ark | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-7% | 40% | 1.61 | 32.1M | 952 | JUV | Juventus Fan Token |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.02 | 173M | 308 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-7% | 29% | 1.73 | 69M | 806 | BAR | FC Barcelona Fan Token |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 8% | 1.43 | 1.43B | 305 | ALPH | Alephium |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.16 | 164M | 259 | CVC | Civic | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 71.54 | 40M | 601 | DPI | DeFi Pulse Index |
So, there you have it, another day, another crypto rollercoaster designed by a sadist. Remember, folks, it’s only a loss if you sell… or if your portfolio goes to zero. Stay tuned, because tomorrow’s another day for the crypto casino to open its doors!