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2024-10-09 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Someone Flush the Toilet?

Buckle up, buttercup. Today's crypto market is serving up a heaping helping of red, with some coins taking a bigger dive than a newbie trader after listening to a 'guaranteed returns' podcast.

  • EXRD (e-Radix)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
    • e-Radix is down 1% today. Yawn. It’s like trying to get excited about watching paint dry… in a silent room… with beige walls.
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • BeAI down 32%? More like ‘Be Gone,’ amiright? This coin is circling the drain faster than a goldfish in a shark tank.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old] is up 1%? Must be a glitch in the Matrix. Even broken clocks are right twice a day, right?
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Someone must have hit the ’easy mode’ button for Play Token, it’s up 13% today. Don’t get too excited, this coin is probably more manipulated than a reality TV show romance.
  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Vega Protocol took a 65% nosedive today. Ouch. That’s gotta hurt. Someone get this coin a soft landing (and a therapist).
  • LYRA (Lyra)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Lyra’s singing a happy tune today, up 19%. Maybe it found a spare Bitcoin wedged in the sofa cushions?

Warren Buffet is sitting on a mountain of cash, probably laughing his socks off at us degens playing hot potato with these volatile cryptos. Speaking of hot potatoes, Chinese stocks took a tumble - did someone yell ‘rug pull’ in Mandarin? This eerie similarity to our beloved altcoin rollercoaster ride can’t be ignored. Are those ‘buy the dip’ chants I hear? Maybe, just maybe, Xi Jinping is secretly shorting e-Radix (EXRD) on the side. Just sayin’.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 0.05 0 4112 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -1% 3% 0.02 377M 986 EXRD e-Radix
2 -32% 19% 0 13.6K 2677 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 0 53.6K 2479 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 79% 0 178K 2318 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 0 156K 2296 RFR Refereum
6 89% 0 187K 2282 WTC Waltonchain
7 -16% 99% 0 366K 2099 MARO Maro
8 +13% 0 380K 2135 PLAY Play Token
9 -25% 88% 0 536K 2020 YLD Yield App
10 0.01 596K 1954 DREP Drep [new]
11 -65% 0.01 696K 1915 VEGA Vega Protocol
12 +2% 14% 0 909K 2334 PTS Petals
13 +19% 58% 0 946K 1972 LYRA Lyra
14 -23% 0 1.12M 1765 REV Revain
15 +2% 0.01 1.24M 1755 GRV Grove Coin
16 69% 0 1.88M 1725 TAMA Tamadoge
17 97% 0.02 1.51M 1685 WAIT Hourglass
18 87% 0 1.79M 1662 DOCK Dock
19 -1% 57% 0 1.69M 1813 EPX Ellipsis
20 -5% 83% 0 1.87M 1670 BWO Battle World
21 -2% 0.15 1.91M 1606 RGT Rari Governance Token
22 -7% 0.01 2.39M 1629 VTS Veritise
23 59% 0 4.11M 1532 QOM Shiba Predator
24 0 2.61M 1992 THN Throne
25 54% 0 2.69M 1690 SSG SOMESING
26 -3% 0.27 2.98M 1472 REP Augur
27 49% 0 3.07M 1676 STRM StreamCoin
28 79% 0 3.08M 1535 FOR ForTube

Well, that was a rollercoaster ride through the crypto sewage system. Remember folks, in the wild west of crypto, it’s not about how many times you get bucked off, it’s about how many times you remount with someone else’s money. Onwards and upwards (or downwards, who knows these days)!

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