- OG (OG Fan Token)
- $7.78: ⭐⭐⭐
- OG Fan Token… because who needs actual ownership when you can have a token? Down 35% – guess the fans are jumping ship. Even Buffett wouldn’t touch this with a 10-foot pole.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- The name says it all. This coin’s taken a bigger hit than a piñata at a five-year-old’s birthday party. Even with a name like that, it’s about as appealing as day-old mayonnaise. Time to ‘BONK’ this one out of your portfolio!
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BabyDoge? More like BabyD-oh! This coin’s trying to ride Dogecoin’s coattails, but it’s going nowhere fast. Must’ve invested based on a Robinhood ad.
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) (BITCOIN)
- $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin’s name is longer than my attention span. Up 42%? Someone’s been hitting the Polyjuice Potion. Maybe there’s magic in this madness after all. This one’s got even the analysts baffled.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI’s looking healthier than a cucumber in a spa. Holding steady while others are tanking? Someone knows something we don’t. Time to channel your inner Buffett and investigate.
Looks like Warren Buffett’s been hoarding cash for a reason (rumor has it, it’s for that sweet, sweet NVDA dip – see what you started, r/wallstreetbets?). Meanwhile, the crypto market’s throwing a tantrum, and some of these coins are looking like they belong on a milk carton.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-35% | 7.78 | 38.9M | 687 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 95% | 1.44 | 3.78B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
0.08 | 387M | 145 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
0 | 1.96B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.17 | 166M | 257 | CVC | Civic | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 46% | 6.03 | 60.3M | 705 | WING | Wing Finance |
| 6 |  |
 |
-25% | 18% | 3.6 | 108M | 807 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 7 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.03 | 329M | 346 | ORBS | Orbs | |
| 8 |  |
 |
100% | 35.37 | 743M | 87 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+8% | 4.27 | 277M | 175 | GAS | Gas | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 28% | 1.43 | 57.3M | 866 | ALPINE | Alpine F1 Team Fan Token |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 22% | 1.39 | 1.39B | 158 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 12 |  |
 |
+21% | 0 | 536M | 141 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+14% | 86% | 0.03 | 126M | 335 | DKA | dKargo |
| 14 |  |
 |
+6% | 64% | 0.81 | 470M | 164 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.02 | 166M | 367 | SNT | Status | |
| 16 |  |
 |
98% | 0.02 | 962M | 71 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 49% | 0.02 | 397M | 239 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 18 |  |
 |
+42% | 99% | 0.26 | 265M | 219 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 19 |  |
 |
-20% | 21% | 1.52 | 60.9M | 946 | LAZIO | S.S. Lazio Fan Token |
| 20 |  |
 |
3.89 | 1B | 101 | PENDLE | Pendle | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.47 | 472M | 245 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-8% | 50% | 1.09 | 197M | 356 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 51% | 1.12 | 112M | 514 | RAD | Radworks |
| 24 |  |
 |
+3% | 82% | 0.02 | 199M | 261 | ACH | Alchemy Pay |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.74 | 966M | 127 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 93% | 3.19 | 48.8M | 574 | FORTH | Ampleforth Governance Token |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.45 | 82.9M | 407 | ARK | Ark | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 39% | 0.32 | 316M | 308 | ONG | Ontology Gas |
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Is it a bull market? A bear market? Who knows anymore! Just remember: diamond hands are overrated, and sometimes, the best investment is a good laugh (and maybe some short-term treasuries, thanks, Warren).