- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.79: āāāāāā
- Down 2% this week, but hey, at least it’s not down 80% like some of those other sh*tcoins we’ve seen. Maybe those Robinhood cowboys should have YOLO’d into LINK instead? Just a thought. š
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $62183.84: āāāāāāāā
- The granddaddy of crypto is holding relatively steady, like a stoic grandpa at a rave. It’s seen worse, that’s for sure. Maybe it’s time to call your financial advisor and ask if they’ve heard of this whole “Bitcoin” thing yet. They’ve probably been living under a rock. šµ
- SOL (Solana)
- $143.05: āāāāā
- Solana is down this week, but hey, at least it’s not down as much as my dating life after mentioning I’m into crypto. Ouch. š
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.08: āā
- Cronos is down bad this week. Like, really bad. Maybe they should change their name to “Chronos” and try their luck as a time travel token? Because going back in time to before they invested is probably the only way anyone is making money off this thing right now. Time to deploy the sad trombone. š©
- TON (Toncoin)
- $5.21: āāāāāāā
- Toncoin is holding its own this week, proving that sometimes, even in the wild west of crypto, a coin with a name that sounds like a Soviet-era truck can still pump. š¤·āāļø
The crypto streets are paved with more red than a Valentine’s Day massacre, and even the Oracle of Omaha himself, Warren Buffett, is probably laughing his way to the bank with his giant pile of cash. He’s been dumping stocks like they’re going out of style, opting for the stability of short-term treasuries over the volatile world of stonks and, dare we say, crypto. Maybe he’s onto something… š¤
Speaking of things going down faster than a Robinhood trader on payday, LINK (Chainlink) is taking a beating this week, down 2% over the past 7 days. Looks like those Robinhood call buyers who piled in after seeing an ad for “new features” might be feeling a little buyer’s remorse right now. Remember folks, buying calls based on an ad is about as sound a financial strategy as trusting a Nigerian prince with your bank account details. Just sayin'.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -2% | 77% | 0.34 | 15.5B | 11 | ADA | Cardano | ||
1 | -2% | 4.89 | 5.93B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
2 | -2% | 10.79 | 10.8B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |||
3 | -1% | 93% | 0.02 | 1.95B | 48 | VET | VeChain | ||
4 | -1% | 3.63 | 7.12B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
5 | -1% | 0.54 | 5.4B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
6 | -1% | 0.08 | 2.3B | 42 | CRO | Cronos | |||
7 | 81% | 66.8 | 994M | 79 | QNT | Quant | |||
8 | 4.11 | 6.17B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||||
9 | 59% | 0.09 | 4.52B | 34 | XLM | Stellar | |||
10 | 94% | 62183.8 | 1.31T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
11 | 86% | 1405.53 | 1.41B | 58 | MKR | Maker | |||
12 | 62135.2 | 4.06B | 9698 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||||
13 | 7.99 | 4.19B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||||
14 | 62055.5 | 9.34B | 9695 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
15 | 4.36 | 1.7B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||||
16 | 0.05 | 2.6B | 9773 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||||
17 | 143.05 | 83.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||||
18 | 29% | 1.64 | 7.04B | 41 | OP | Optimism | |||
19 | 70% | 18.42 | 3.88B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |||
20 | 56% | 26.5 | 19B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |||
21 | 75% | 0.05 | 2.6B | 45 | HBAR | Hedera | |||
22 | 1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
23 | 1 | 494M | 119 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||||
24 | 1 | 5.36B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||||
25 | 1 | 35B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
26 | 1.08 | 1.08B | 67 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||||
27 | 1 | 69.6M | 457 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
28 | 5.21 | 26.6B | 10 | TON | Toncoin |
So, there you have it, folks. Another week, another crypto rollercoaster ride. Remember, investing in crypto is not for the faint of heart, or the weak of stomach. It’s a volatile game, but hey, that’s what makes it so damn entertaining. Just don’t come crying to us when your portfolio is worth less than a used napkin. š