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2024-10-09 Crypto-Carnage or Buffets Basement Bargain Bin? You Decide

Strap in, degenerates! It's time for another episode of 'Did Crypto Crash Today?' Spoiler alert: Some did, some didn't. Let's dissect the carnage.

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin: Still alive and kicking! The people’s champ takes on the market with a 2% gain. Who let the dogs out? 🐶📈
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $152.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Monero: The privacy kingpin is up 4%. Perfect for buying stuff you didn’t tell your wife about. 🤫💰
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $62094.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin: Yawnsville. Flat as my grandma’s pancakes. Wake me up when we’re back to ATH. 😴🥞
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $9.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Aptos: Leapt like a gazelle on a trampoline with an 18% gain this week! Is this the alt-season champion we’ve been waiting for? 🏆💰
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.53: ⭐⭐⭐
    • XRP: Down 10% this week? Ouch. Someone call a lawyer, because that’s gotta hurt. 🤕📉

Word on the street is Warren Buffet’s been hoarding cash like a squirrel on espresso. Some say he’s waiting for the dip of the century, others say he’s building a solid gold Scrooge McDuck swimming pool. Maybe he’s just buying DOGE? 🤔 We’ll see if the Oracle of Omaha knows something we don’t.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 152.95 2.82B 31 XMR Monero
1 +2% 0.16 14B 9695 WTRX Wrapped TRON
2 +2% 0.16 13.8B 9 TRX TRON
3 +2% 43.12 12.9B 35 OKB OKB
4 +1% 582.87 85.1B 4 BNB BNB
5 +1% 0.11 16B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
6 +1% 7.23 7.23B 24 UNI Uniswap
7 52% 0.6 3.73B 44 MNT Mantle
8 5.99 5.9B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
9 0 10.3B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
10 9.1 10.2B 22 APT Aptos
11 56% 0.53 53.2B 7 XRP XRP
12 0.38 3.76B 64 MATIC Polygon
13 89% 65.54 5.51B 21 LTC Litecoin
14 2432.82 293B 2 ETH Ethereum
15 1 69.6M 455 BUSD BUSD
16 1 35B 6 USDC USDC
17 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
18 2429.89 23.7B 9694 stETH Lido Staked ETH
19 1 494M 119 TUSD TrueUSD
20 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
21 94% 325.67 6.84B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
22 5.2 26.6B 10 TON Toncoin
23 70% 18.36 3.87B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
24 62000.8 9.33B 9697 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
25 0.05 2.6B 9775 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
26 94% 62094.8 1.3T 1 BTC Bitcoin
27 59% 0.09 4.52B 34 XLM Stellar
28 62079.4 4.05B 9700 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2

So, the crypto market is as predictable as ever: volatile, irrational, and potentially manipulated by hamsters on a wheel. One thing’s for sure, whether it’s a bull market or a bear market, there’s always money to be made…or lost. 🤷‍♂️💎🙌

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