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2024-10-09 Crypto Market: Where Dreams Go to Die and Stablecoins Thrive

This ain't your grandpa's stock market, folks. Buckle up for a wild ride through the crypto casino, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say 'blockchain'.

  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐
    • BUSD - the ’thrill’ of a stablecoin. It’s like watching paint dry, but with slightly more existential dread.
  • TUSD (TrueUSD)
    • $0.99: ⭐⭐
    • Another day, another stablecoin pretending to be exciting. Spoiler alert: it’s not.
  • QNT (Quant)
    • $66.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Quant’s doing alright, but let’s be honest, it’s not exactly setting the world on fire. Solid performance? Sure. Enough to impress your date at a crypto conference? Probably not.
  • LDO (Lido DAO)
    • $1.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Lido DAO - proof that even in the world of decentralized finance, mediocrity still exists.
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $153.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Monero, the privacy coin that everyone pretends to use for perfectly legitimate reasons. Up 4% - must be a lot of ’legitimate’ transactions going on…

Warren Buffett’s been called a lot of things, but ‘regard’ is a new one. Apparently, the Oracle of Omaha’s massive cash pile has the WallStreetBets crowd scratching their heads (and accusing him of missing out on 0DTE options). But what do those degens know? Maybe Buffett’s onto something. After all, while he’s sitting on a mountain of cash, some of these crypto darlings are struggling to stay afloat. Just look at the fully diluted market cap - a real buzzkill for some of these projects.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.6M 458 BUSD BUSD
1 1 494M 119 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 66.72 993M 79 QNT Quant
3 1.07 1.07B 67 LDO Lido DAO
4 86% 1407.39 1.42B 58 MKR Maker
5 4.35 1.7B 49 ATOM Cosmos
6 -2% 93% 0.02 1.94B 48 VET VeChain
7 -1% 0.08 2.3B 42 CRO Cronos
8 75% 0.05 2.6B 45 HBAR Hedera
9 0.05 2.6B 9773 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 +4% 153.2 2.83B 30 XMR Monero
11 +1% 52% 0.6 3.74B 44 MNT Mantle
12 0.38 3.76B 64 MATIC Polygon
13 70% 18.36 3.87B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 62128 4.06B 9698 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 7.96 4.18B 26 ICP Internet Computer
16 59% 0.09 4.51B 34 XLM Stellar
17 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
18 -1% 0.54 5.39B 46 ARB Arbitrum
19 89% 65.72 5.52B 21 LTC Litecoin
20 +1% 5.99 5.9B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
21 -3% 4.88 5.93B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
22 4.1 6.16B 16 DOT Polkadot
23 94% 325.86 6.84B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 29% 1.63 7.01B 41 OP Optimism
25 -1% 3.63 7.11B 39 FIL Filecoin
26 7.14 7.14B 24 UNI Uniswap
27 62026.7 9.34B 9695 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 +1% 9.16 10.3B 22 APT Aptos

The crypto market is a fickle mistress. One minute you’re a king, the next you’re a court jester. And the punchline? No one knows what the hell is going to happen next. Except maybe Warren Buffett.

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