- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $62245.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is basically the grandpa of crypto - everyone knows him, he’s been around forever, but nobody is really sure what he does anymore. Still, 62k a pop? I’ve seen worse retirement funds. Unlike Grandpa, this asset still has some life in it… I think?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2435.90: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is like that younger, hipper sibling who actually has a job. Still riding high, but needs to break out of Bitcoin’s shadow to reach its full potential. Can it innovate its way out of this crypto-comedy act?
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The people’s champ! Up 1% while everything else is snoozing. Proof that memes, like cockroaches, will outlive us all. Diamond hands, baby!
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.79: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 2% - even the Oracle can’t predict the future of this volatile coin. Is it a game-changer or just another overhyped altcoin on its way to zero? Tune in next week for another episode of ‘As the Crypto Turns’…
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu: because who needs a financial advisor when you can get financial advice from memes? Seriously though, is this thing even moving? Maybe it’s time to accept those losses and buy some dog food instead.
Warren Buffet is out there building Scrooge McDuck swimming pools of cash, and we’re all supposed to blindly shovel our life savings into the S&P 500? At least DOGE is up 1% today. Maybe the Dogefather knows something the Oracle of Omaha doesn’t.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
94% | 62245.9 | 1.31T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
2435.9 | 293B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 582.43 | 85B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 4 |  |
 |
142.99 | 83.8B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
56% | 0.53 | 53.1B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 35B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
5.21 | 26.6B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
2435.61 | 23.7B | 9692 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.11 | 15.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 0.34 | 15.5B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.16 | 14B | 9693 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 43.24 | 13B | 35 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
56% | 26.44 | 18.9B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 10.79 | 10.8B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 10.4B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 9.21 | 10.3B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
62132.8 | 9.35B | 9695 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 3.64 | 7.14B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
7.11 | 7.11B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 21 |  |
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29% | 1.63 | 7.02B | 41 | OP | Optimism | |
| 22 |  |
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94% | 327.12 | 6.87B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 23 |  |
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4.11 | 6.18B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 4.89 | 5.93B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
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5.99 | 5.9B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 65.71 | 5.52B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.54 | 5.41B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai |
Crypto, it’s a roller coaster of emotions… if that roller coaster was designed by a bunch of sleep-deprived raccoons on energy drinks. Stay tuned, kids! This is gonna be good (or at least, it’ll be entertaining).