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2024-10-10 Crypto Bloodbath

It's a digital hurricane out there, folks! Some are riding the waves, others are drowning in their magic internet money tears. Buckle up, buttercup, we're diving in.

  • OG (OG Fan Token)
    • $8.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This OG is defying the odds! Up 12% in a sea of red? Must be those sweet, sweet fan tokens. Maybe they know something we don’t, or maybe they’re just early for Halloween.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Oh, BONK. The name says it all. Down 5%? More like down for the count. This one’s about as appealing as a soggy Mickey pretzel at a hurricane-ravaged Disney World.
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Even with a name like BabyDoge, this pup ain’t cute enough to escape the market dip. Up 8%? Maybe it’s learned to swim in the crypto tears.
  • REEF (Reef)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Talk about a glow-up! This REEF is up a whopping 26%! Must’ve found Nemo and all his hidden treasure.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.24: ⭐
    • With a name like that, it’s a miracle it’s even still afloat. Down 7%? More like down the drain. This is what happens when you try to ride the coattails of pop culture icons.

TSMC, the backbone of the semiconductor industry (and probably your iPhone’s existence), is raking in cash faster than a Wall Street banker at a casino night. Revenue’s up 36.5% YoY! You’d think that’d make the crypto market happy, but most of these coins are down bad. Maybe they’re scared of a little hurricane named Milton? Disney World’s sweating bullets over a potential $200 million hit, but hey, at least they can drown their sorrows in those $50 Mickey Mouse ice cream bars they’re probably selling now.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +12% 8.78 43.9M 658 OG OG Fan Token
1 -5% 95% 1.36 3.58B 27 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 -5% 0 1.86B 54 BONK Bonk
3 -3% 0.07 374M 145 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
4 -6% 100% 33.18 697M 94 ORDI ORDI
5 +8% 0 584M 127 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
6 -2% 3.79 979M 102 PENDLE Pendle
7 -3% 0.16 160M 266 CVC Civic
8 -1% 86% 0.02 124M 334 DKA dKargo
9 -2% 0.22 219M 320 POWR Powerledger
10 -1% 49% 0.02 392M 238 SUN Sun [New]
11 4.25 276M 167 GAS Gas
12 +12% 2.58 51.6M 672 PSG Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token
13 -3% 22% 1.34 1.34B 159 ARKM Arkham
14 -1% 0.03 325M 343 ORBS Orbs
15 +9% 28% 1.57 63M 831 ALPINE Alpine F1 Team Fan Token
16 18% 3.62 109M 808 SANTOS Santos FC Fan Token
17 -2% 98% 0.02 940M 70 JASMY JasmyCoin
18 -1% 1.34 1.19B 60 OM MANTRA
19 -4% 0.45 449M 250 YGG Yield Guild Games
20 -1% 50% 1.07 193M 357 NAKA Nakamoto Games
21 +26% 0.01 163M 262 REEF Reef
22 -5% 1.65 913M 130 RAY Raydium
23 -2% 64% 0.79 460M 162 BNX BinaryX
24 -2% 0.01 674M 98 CKB Nervos Network
25 0.41 176M 263 STORJ Storj
26 -7% 99% 0.24 244M 221 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
27 +4% 90% 0.01 133M 313 IQ IQ
28 -2% 43% 0.89 1.86B 77 CORE Core

The crypto market’s looking about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler on a rollercoaster. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and you never know which way it’s gonna go. So, invest wisely, or just buy Disney stock – at least you know Mickey’s not going out of style anytime soon.

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