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2024-10-10 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Your Bags Survive?

Buckle up, buttercups! Today's crypto market is like a Disney World hurricane, except instead of overpriced churros, we've got plummeting portfolios. Let's dissect this carnage.

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • SONM, more like ‘So Numb’ from watching my investment tank 40% in 24 hours. Ouch, this one stings more than Splash Mountain on a cold day. Someone get this coin a bailout, stat!
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Waltonchain’s decided to channel its inner rebellious teenager, spiking 30% while everyone else is crying in their Cheerios. Is this a sign of independence or just a desperate cry for attention? Jury’s still out.
  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Vega Protocol’s pulling a ‘The Little Engine That Could,’ chugging along with a 51% gain. Are we witnessing a miracle, or is this pump as fleeting as a Disney World parade?
  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Rari Governance Token’s feeling the magic, posting a solid 3% gain. It’s like finding a $20 bill on the ground at Disney – a small victory in a sea of chaos.
  • REP (Augur)
    • $0.29: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Augur’s up 5%? Big whoop. That’s like getting an extra Mickey Mouse sticker at the end of a ride. Cute, but doesn’t make up for the overall market rollercoaster.

Remember that Reddit post about Hurricane Milton potentially costing Disney World a cool $200 million? Well, today’s crypto market makes that look like a drop in the Magic Kingdom wishing well. Our beloved altcoins are taking a nosedive faster than a tourist trying to dodge overpriced Mickey Mouse ears.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -2% 0.05 0 4173 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -7% 3% 0.01 350M 1023 EXRD e-Radix
2 19% 0 13.7K 2679 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 -40% 0 31.8K 2536 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 -2% 79% 0 174K 2327 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 -2% 0 152K 2302 RFR Refereum
6 +30% 89% 0 243K 2222 WTC Waltonchain
7 -7% 0 350K 2161 PLAY Play Token
8 +13% 99% 0 416K 2059 MARO Maro
9 88% 0 536K 2012 YLD Yield App
10 +2% 0.01 612K 1944 DREP Drep [new]
11 +5% 14% 0 959K 2332 PTS Petals
12 -14% 0 963K 1810 REV Revain
13 +8% 58% 0 1.03M 1949 LYRA Lyra
14 +51% 0.02 1.06M 1795 VEGA Vega Protocol
15 0.01 1.23M 1754 GRV Grove Coin
16 -2% 69% 0 1.83M 1731 TAMA Tamadoge
17 -1% 97% 0.01 1.49M 1690 WAIT Hourglass
18 -4% 87% 0 1.72M 1684 DOCK Dock
19 -3% 57% 0 1.64M 1818 EPX Ellipsis
20 -1% 83% 0 1.84M 1677 BWO Battle World
21 +3% 0.16 1.98M 1594 RGT Rari Governance Token
22 -4% 0.01 2.28M 1644 VTS Veritise
23 -3% 59% 0 3.98M 1543 QOM Shiba Predator
24 -3% 54% 0 2.58M 1706 SSG SOMESING
25 0 2.59M 1993 THN Throne
26 -1% 49% 0 3.01M 1686 STRM StreamCoin
27 79% 0 3.06M 1538 FOR ForTube
28 +5% 0.29 3.14M 1449 REP Augur

So there you have it, folks - today’s crypto market served up a delightful cocktail of fear, uncertainty, and the faint scent of desperation. But hey, at least we can always count on the market to keep things interesting, right? Hold on to your hats, kids, because tomorrow’s another day (and by that, we mean another opportunity for wild, unpredictable swings).

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