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2024-10-10 Crypto-Carnage or Just Another Tuesday? 1B

Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get bumpy! The crypto market is throwing a tantrum, and some of your favorite coins are crying in the corner.

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $10.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • LINK, the oracle of the blockchain, took a 1% dip today. But don’t worry, this ain’t no ‘The Marvels’ flop. This OG’s got resilience.
  • UNI (Uniswap)
    • $7.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Uniswap, the decentralized exchange darling, is up 8%. Someone must have told it about that Reddit dude who made 400% on 0DTE SPY calls. Don’t get any ideas, UNI.
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $139.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana’s down 2%. Remember that Disney employee who’s going to Disney World this Friday and is banking on the park never really closing? Yeah, that’s about as risky as betting on SOL right now.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $61019.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin dipped a measly 1%. The king is yawning, probably bored with all these altcoins trying to steal its thunder. You do you, BTC. You do you.

Speaking of tantrums, remember that Reddit post about Disney potentially losing $200 million because of Hurricane Milton? Well, the crypto market laughs in the face of such paltry sums. Today, we’re diving into the wild world of ‘1B’ cryptos – a group so exclusive, even Judge Amit Mehta’s rumored Google puts are feeling left out. Will these coins weather the storm, or will they be swept away like a Mickey Mouse hat in a hurricane? Let’s find out.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +8% 7.86 7.86B 22 UNI Uniswap
1 +1% 6.09 6B 17 LEO UNUS SED LEO
2 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
3 1 34.8B 6 USDC USDC
4 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
5 81% 66.56 991M 77 QNT Quant
6 0.16 13.8B 9 TRX TRON
7 1 69.5M 454 BUSD BUSD
8 1 494M 119 TUSD TrueUSD
9 0.16 13.9B 9705 WTRX Wrapped TRON
10 151.91 2.8B 30 XMR Monero
11 70% 18.2 3.84B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
12 -1% 94% 322.41 6.77B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
13 -1% 10.61 10.6B 14 LINK Chainlink
14 -1% 56% 0.53 52.7B 7 XRP XRP
15 -1% 56% 26.04 18.6B 12 AVAX Avalanche
16 -1% 0.37 3.71B 64 MATIC Polygon
17 -1% 7.87 4.13B 26 ICP Internet Computer
18 -1% 4.04 6.08B 16 DOT Polkadot
19 -1% 77% 0.34 15.2B 11 ADA Cardano
20 -1% 59% 0.09 4.45B 34 XLM Stellar
21 -1% 89% 64.58 5.42B 21 LTC Litecoin
22 -1% 2393.03 23.3B 9704 stETH Lido Staked ETH
23 -1% 2394.59 288B 2 ETH Ethereum
24 -1% 60994.1 3.98B 9710 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
25 -1% 94% 61019.8 1.28T 1 BTC Bitcoin
26 -1% 60914.5 9.17B 9707 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
27 -2% 0.08 2.25B 41 CRO Cronos
28 -2% 139.39 81.7B 5 SOL Solana

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. But hey, that’s why we love it, right? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, with enough twists and turns to make even the most jaded investor feel something. Just remember, when it comes to crypto, don’t invest more than you can afford to flush down a digital toilet.

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