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2024-10-10 Crypto-Markets Got the Monday Blues: A Comedy of Errors in JSON

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto market's throwing a tantrum, and we're here to roast the biggest crybabies. It's a stablecoin standoff, a hurricane of hype, and enough red candles to make a bull market blush.

  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐
    • BUSD - As stable as a drunken tightrope walker on a windy day. Seriously, this thing makes watching paint dry look like a rave.
  • TUSD (TrueUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐
    • TUSD- Another day, another stablecoin pretending it’s exciting. Newsflash: Being pegged to the dollar isn’t exactly a recipe for a rollercoaster ride. Yawn
  • QNT (Quant)
    • $66.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • QNT - Quant’s looking like the LeBron James of this lineup - a solid performer in a sea of mediocrity. Is it exciting? Debatable. Is it making bank? Apparently.
  • LDO (Lido DAO)
    • $1.04: ⭐⭐⭐
    • LDO - Lido DAO’s taking a bigger dip than that one friend who always face-plants on the dance floor. Maybe it’s time to switch to decaf?
  • UNI (Uniswap)
    • $7.74: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • UNI - Uniswap’s decided to be the life of the party while everyone else is nursing a market hangover. Way to rub it in, you glorious decentralized exchange, you.

Speaking of overpriced vacations, did you hear Hurricane Milton might cost Disney World $200 million? Someone tell Mickey to short umbrellas and buy the dip on Mickey Mouse ears. This market’s about as predictable as a Disney adult on a sugar rush.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.5M 453 BUSD BUSD
1 1 494M 119 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 66.51 990M 77 QNT Quant
3 -2% 1.04 1.04B 69 LDO Lido DAO
4 -3% 86% 1361.74 1.37B 57 MKR Maker
5 -3% 4.21 1.65B 49 ATOM Cosmos
6 -2% 93% 0.02 1.9B 48 VET VeChain
7 -2% 0.07 2.25B 41 CRO Cronos
8 -3% 75% 0.05 2.5B 47 HBAR Hedera
9 -3% 0.05 2.52B 9784 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 -1% 150.63 2.78B 31 XMR Monero
11 -2% 52% 0.58 3.63B 44 MNT Mantle
12 -1% 0.37 3.71B 64 MATIC Polygon
13 70% 18.18 3.83B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 -2% 60836.9 3.97B 9709 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 -1% 7.85 4.11B 26 ICP Internet Computer
16 -1% 59% 0.09 4.46B 34 XLM Stellar
17 -3% 0.52 5.22B 45 ARB Arbitrum
18 1 5.37B 19 DAI Dai
19 -1% 89% 64.74 5.44B 21 LTC Litecoin
20 -6% 4.58 5.57B 18 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 +1% 6.07 5.98B 17 LEO UNUS SED LEO
22 -1% 4.03 6.05B 16 DOT Polkadot
23 -1% 94% 322.22 6.77B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 -6% 29% 1.53 6.58B 42 OP Optimism
25 -3% 3.49 6.85B 40 FIL Filecoin
26 +8% 7.74 7.74B 22 UNI Uniswap
27 -2% 60769.9 9.15B 9706 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 -9% 8.32 9.31B 24 APT Aptos

The crypto market’s like that friend who shows up to a party in a Lamborghini, then spends the whole night complaining about the price of gas. Sure, there are a few winners, but mostly it’s a masterclass in volatility and irrational exuberance. Don’t worry, be happy…or don’t, it’s all the same in the grand scheme of the blockchain.

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