- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $60162.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Rootstock Smart Bitcoin? More like Rootstock Stubborn Bitcoin, amirite? This grandpa coin is clinging to its gains like a boomer to his pension. But hey, at least it’s not a stablecoin pretending to be exciting.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence Alliance? Sounds like a rejected Marvel villain team-up. This one’s for the gamblers who think they can outsmart the robots… before they inevitably turn on us and take over the world.
- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Kadena, the darling of this dumpster fire. It’s down, sure, but with a name like that, it has to be cool, right? It’s like the mysterious, brooding protagonist in a crypto-noir film. Will it rise from the ashes? Place your bets, gamblers.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Baby Doge Coin? Seriously? This is what happens when memes try to become money. It’s like a chihuahua trying to win a dog fight. Adorable, but ultimately doomed.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- The name says it all. BONK. This coin’s chart looks like someone just threw a dart at a board while blindfolded. Avoid it like the plague, unless you’re into financial self-sabotage. In that case, go all in!
Listen up, degenerates! Remember that guy who bragged about his NVIDIA shares on r/wallstreetbets? Yeah, the one who called us all ‘regarded’? Turns out even boomers are figuring out that silicon is the new gold. But while they’re busy counting their geriatric gains, we’re staring into the abyss of the crypto charts. Today’s data dump features a rogues’ gallery of digital assets, some clinging to life, others circling the drain. Buckle up, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-2% | 60162.6 | 1.26T | 9736 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
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-6% | 95% | 1.34 | 3.54B | 27 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 2512.89 | 3.58B | 9705 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 3 |  |
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-2% | 43% | 0.89 | 1.88B | 75 | CORE | Core |
| 4 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 1.86B | 54 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 5 |  |
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-8% | 16.74 | 1.67B | 5816 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 1% | 1.55 | 1.55B | 881 | DFG | Defigram |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 1.51 | 1.51B | 113 | RON | Ronin | |
| 8 |  |
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0.91 | 1.5B | 554 | MCT | Metacraft | ||
| 9 |  |
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-2% | 8% | 1.4 | 1.4B | 318 | MRS | Metars Genesis |
| 10 |  |
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-4% | 22% | 1.32 | 1.32B | 160 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 0.12 | 1.21B | 1359 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 12 |  |
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1.36 | 1.21B | 60 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 13 |  |
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48% | 1.11 | 1.11B | 110 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 14 |  |
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1.51 | 1.01B | 4468 | MC | Merit Circle | ||
| 15 |  |
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-3% | 3.73 | 964M | 102 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 98% | 0.02 | 929M | 70 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 17 |  |
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-6% | 1.62 | 899M | 133 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 57% | 8.01 | 793M | 124 | DEXE | DeXe |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 170.47 | 738M | 9716 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 20 |  |
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-2% | 8% | 0.73 | 729M | 498 | COL | Clash of Lilliput |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 37% | 0.35 | 706M | 177 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 22 |  |
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-5% | 0.59 | 694M | 121 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 23 |  |
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-6% | 100% | 32.92 | 691M | 94 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 24 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 674M | 97 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 658M | 153 | RSR | Reserve Rights | |
| 26 |  |
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+11% | 0 | 572M | 129 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 27 |  |
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-3% | 32% | 0.51 | 511M | 252 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 28 |  |
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-3% | 29% | 0.51 | 508M | 280 | KDA | Kadena |
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another round of crypto chaos. The bulls are bruised, the bears are bored, and everyone’s just waiting for the next big thing. My advice? Invest in a good sense of humor. You’re going to need it in this market.