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2024-10-10 Pump It or Dump It: Todays Crypto Carnage

Crypto land saw more red than a Disney World after a hurricane. Buckle up, kids, it's about to get bumpy (and by bumpy, we mean your portfolio might resemble a rollercoaster designed by a sadist).

  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Vega Protocol, up 66%? Either someone’s manipulating the market or they finally figured out how to make a decentralized exchange that doesn’t require a PhD in cryptography to use. I’m placing my bets on the former, but hey, a win’s a win, right?
  • MDX (Mdex)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Mdex, trying to play catch-up with a 62% surge. Look, I appreciate the effort, but in this market, you need to be Usain Bolt on Red Bull to impress anyone. Show me triple-digit gains, then we’ll talk.
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • BabyDoge, because who doesn’t love a good meme coin, especially one named after Elon Musk’s spirit animal? Still, let’s be real, this is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake.
  • KP3R (Keep3rV1)
    • $50.98: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Keep3rV1, defying the odds and spitting in the face of gravity with a $50 price tag. Maybe there’s hope for the little guy after all? Or maybe it’s just a pump-and-dump scheme orchestrated by teenagers in their parents’ basements. The suspense is killing me.

Hold onto your horses, crypto cowboys and cowgirls! Remember Hurricane Milton that’s supposed to drown Disney World in a sea of tears (and lost Mickey Mouse ears)? Well, TSMC just laughed in the face of disaster, posting a 36.5% YoY growth. Maybe they should teach Mickey a thing or two about weathering a storm. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for some of these coins…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +66% 0.02 1.08M 1790 VEGA Vega Protocol
1 +62% 0.02 25.9M 884 MDX Mdex
2 +30% 89% 0 244K 2224 WTC Waltonchain
3 +28% 15% 0 14.5M 1558 AGLA Angola
4 +26% 0.01 162M 262 REEF Reef
5 +22% 0.01 15.1M 888 VITE VITE
6 +21% 64% 0.3 31.3M 805 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
7 +17% 0.64 57.9M 1072 FRONT Frontier
8 +16% 0.16 5.23M 1471 DUST Dust Protocol
9 +16% 0 581M 127 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
10 +15% 0.15 15M 997 OAX OAX
11 +12% 14% 0.18 17.9M 1520 MULTI Multichain
12 +12% 99% 0.03 48.4M 553 NCT PolySwarm
13 +10% 50.98 21.7M 787 KP3R Keep3rV1
14 +9% 2.95 118M 686 UQC Uquid Coin
15 +9% 99% 0 413K 2061 MARO Maro
16 +8% 62% 0.26 27.7M 847 MONA MonaCoin
17 +8% 282.76 30.4M 680 LEASH Doge Killer
18 +8% 0 22.3M 810 AKRO Akropolis
19 +8% 28% 1.56 62.4M 837 ALPINE Alpine F1 Team Fan Token
20 +7% 0.08 81.7M 436 POLY Polymath
21 +7% 2.5 49.9M 677 PSG Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token
22 +7% 96% 0.17 24.9M 756 ADX AdEx
23 +7% 57% 0.88 176M 347 LON Tokenlon Network Token
24 +7% 0.81 80.6M 664 SLND Save
25 +6% 14% 0 939K 2336 PTS Petals
26 +6% 0.03 33.3M 763 DF dForce
27 +5% 8.63 43.1M 663 OG OG Fan Token
28 +5% 58% 0 995K 1960 LYRA Lyra

So, there you have it, folks, another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. Some are laughing, some are crying, and some are just wondering what the heck a blockchain even is. One thing’s for sure: this market’s more predictable than a Michael Bay movie — expect explosions, cheesy one-liners, and a whole lot of noise. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of ‘As The Crypto World Burns’!

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