- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- With a name like ‘Bonk,’ you’d think this coin would at least have the decency to go out with a bang. Instead, it’s down 4% – about as exciting as watching paint dry in a sensory deprivation tank. Maybe it’s time to rename it to ‘Meh’ and get it over with.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Arkham. Not quite Batman levels of excitement, but hey, at least it’s not in the negative like some of these other jokers. A 2% dip? Could be worse, you could be holding a bag full of…well, you’ll see.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Someone lost a bet, and this monstrosity of a coin name is the result. Down 7%? More like down in the dumps. I’d rather watch a Harry Potter marathon on repeat than try to explain this to my therapist.
- CORE (Core)
- $0.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hold on to your hats, folks, ‘cause Core’s clinging onto that 10M life raft for dear life. A 2% dip might not seem like much, but in this market, it’s practically a bull run. Can it keep its head above water? Tune in next time for another thrilling episode!
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Hurricane Milton? Turns out, it might cost Disney World a cool $200 million. They’ll be fine, though. They’ll just jack up the price of Mickey Mouse ears another 10 bucks. But hey, at least your portfolio’s got more action than Space Mountain after a churro binge, right? Let’s see what nuggets of joy (or despair) we can mine from today’s 10M coin data…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-2% | 22% | 1.34 | 1.34B | 160 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-1% | 0.07 | 7.56M | 1150 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
100% | 5.47 | 5.47M | 1257 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 50% | 0.25 | 24.6M | 966 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-4% | 28% | 0.38 | 376M | 334 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+1% | 63% | 0 | 9.45M | 1225 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-11% | 0 | 59.7M | 509 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-7% | 99% | 0.24 | 237M | 224 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-5% | 100% | 33.22 | 698M | 93 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-4% | 82% | 0 | 73.7M | 496 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 13.7K | 2680 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 2526.08 | 3.59B | 9710 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
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-2% | 32% | 0.51 | 515M | 252 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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-8% | 0 | 67.6M | 490 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
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-8% | 0 | 350K | 2157 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
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-4% | 0.17 | 496M | 268 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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0.01 | 82.3M | 448 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 17 |  |
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0.14 | 144M | 886 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
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-7% | 0.03 | 23.9M | 774 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 0.05 | 5.27M | 1286 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 4% | 0.01 | 50.6M | 1558 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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-7% | 77% | 0 | 4.99M | 1372 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 43% | 0.88 | 1.86B | 77 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-5% | 30% | 0.02 | 154M | 558 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 13.2M | 974 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 86% | 0.12 | 122M | 335 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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+7% | 0.04 | 22.9M | 1191 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
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+4% | 0.01 | 1.22M | 1757 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 1.87B | 54 | BONK | Bonk |
Well, there you have it, folks. The crypto market today: a delicate symphony of shattered dreams, fleeting hopes, and the occasional burst of inexplicable joy. Just remember, in the immortal words of someone who probably made a fortune in crypto, ‘Buy the dip…or don’t, I’m not your financial advisor.’ Good luck out there, you’re gonna need it!