- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $60900.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is down, but don’t act like you’re surprised. It’s like that one reliable friend who occasionally ghosts you but always comes crawling back with pizza. Let’s be real, this is as exciting as watching paint dry, even with a $200M hurricane on the horizon.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2395.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is following Bitcoin like a lost puppy - down, but still wagging its tail. Maybe it’s hoping for some scraps from Bitcoin’s table?
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin. Much like that friend who shows up late with the wrong karaoke song, it’s down but ever present. Is it a currency, a meme, a financial instrument? The jury is still out, but it’s still here, for some reason.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $10.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is holding steady, like that one stoic friend who’s seen it all. No drama, just quietly building its decentralized oracle network. Maybe boring is the new black?
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is down. Again. This coin is like that friend who keeps trying to convince you to join their pyramid scheme - it’s probably best to just smile and nod.
Hold up, is that Milton I hear? Disney World is facing a potential $200 million hit from Hurricane Milton. You know what they say, when Disney cries, Bitcoin buys! Or maybe not… Let’s see if Mickey’s tears are enough to float the crypto boat today.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 60900.4 | 1.28T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 2395.69 | 288B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 570.48 | 83.3B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 139.92 | 82B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 56% | 0.53 | 52.6B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 34.7B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.09 | 26B | 10 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 2394.23 | 23.3B | 9703 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.11 | 15.7B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 77% | 0.34 | 15.2B | 11 | ADA | Cardano |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.9B | 9704 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
0.16 | 13.8B | 9 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-4% | 41.13 | 12.3B | 36 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 56% | 26.16 | 18.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 10.65 | 10.6B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 10.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-9% | 8.38 | 9.39B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 60867.9 | 9.16B | 9706 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+6% | 7.58 | 7.58B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-3% | 3.52 | 6.9B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 29% | 1.55 | 6.64B | 42 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 322.56 | 6.77B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 4.06 | 6.1B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
6.05 | 5.96B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 4.62 | 5.61B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 89% | 64.76 | 5.44B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.53 | 5.26B | 46 | ARB | Arbitrum |
So, the crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. But hey, that’s why we love it, right? Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of ‘As the Crypto Turns’, where we’ll see if anyone manages to make a profit (or if we all just end up crying in our cold brew).